Finish the Limericks

tubatooter1940 · Post by **tubatooter1940** » Thu Nov 29, 2007 10:45 am

In the sack with a floutist named Pearl.

Tubaing · Post by **Tubaing** » Sat Dec 01, 2007 12:34 pm

There once was a game called Pong

windshieldbug · Post by **windshieldbug** » Sat Dec 01, 2007 12:37 pm

Tubaing wrote:There once was a game called Pong

Not to play it was just wrong

windshieldbug · Post by **windshieldbug** » Sat Dec 01, 2007 4:20 pm

wchoc86 wrote:A tubist was visited by the stork.

Her life was then at a fork;

windshieldbug · Post by **windshieldbug** » Sat Dec 01, 2007 5:54 pm

the elephant wrote:
windshieldbug wrote:
wchoc86 wrote:A tubist was visited by the stork.
Her life was then at a fork;
Play tuba in Reno?
Or keep her bambino?
The stress made her just want to hork!

Sorry! That one just flowed too easily from my keyboard...

I prefer chork;

chork

c.1440, now Scottish, "to make the noise which the feet do when the shoes are full of water."

Tubaing · Post by **Tubaing** » Sat Dec 01, 2007 6:30 pm

Bob1062 wrote:
Greg wrote: Clearly an epiphany.
Like one that occurred to Tiffany.....

They both were weird

tubatooter1940 · Post by **tubatooter1940** » Sat Dec 01, 2007 7:59 pm

Tubaing wrote:
Bob1062 wrote:
Greg wrote: Clearly an epiphany.
Like one that occurred to Tiffany.....
They both were weird

Their enemy sneered

dtemp · Post by **dtemp** » Sun Dec 02, 2007 10:04 am

Scooby Tuba wrote:A Guideline Refresher...

Scooby Tuba wrote:1.) Only one line at a time from any one poster.
2.) When each Limerick is completed, the next post should be a "line one" entry of the next subject
3.) Resist the urge to comment , post only lines in the current Limerick.
4.) Theme may be any subject, not just tubas or euphs or music, etc...

Yeah, but if it fits the rhyme, I say it counts.

jhedrick · Post by **jhedrick** » Sun Dec 02, 2007 10:30 am

A hornist switched to contrabass

tubatooter1940 · Post by **tubatooter1940** » Sun Dec 02, 2007 8:33 pm

jhedrick wrote:A hornist switched to contrabass

If only he had done that in the first place.

pg · Post by pg » Sun Dec 02, 2007 10:38 pm

tubatooter1940 wrote:
jhedrick wrote:A hornist switched to contrabass
If only he had done that in the first place.

His lips finally were free

windshieldbug · Post by **windshieldbug** » Sun Dec 02, 2007 11:04 pm

pg wrote:
tubatooter1940 wrote:
jhedrick wrote:A hornist switched to contrabass
If only he had done that in the first place.
His lips finally were free

from cor anarchy.

SplatterTone · Post by **SplatterTone** » Sun Dec 02, 2007 11:08 pm

Which allowed him to whistle and pee.

dtemp · Post by **dtemp** » Mon Dec 03, 2007 8:10 am

the elephant wrote:Rhythm and meter counts or it is not a Limerick, guys. There have been some non-Limerick-type entries that were not even close! Come on, now!

Point taken. My bad.

Here we go;

A tuba's best friend is its grease...

jhedrick · Post by **jhedrick** » Mon Dec 03, 2007 10:58 am

dtemp wrote:
the elephant wrote:
A tuba's best friend is its grease...

Keeps those tuning slides moving with ease

tubatooter1940 · Post by **tubatooter1940** » Tue Dec 04, 2007 9:52 pm

jhedrick wrote:
dtemp wrote:
the elephant wrote:
A tuba's best friend is its grease...
Keeps those tuning slides moving with ease

If those slides get stuck,

windshieldbug · Post by **windshieldbug** » Tue Dec 04, 2007 9:55 pm

Greg wrote:
tubatooter1940 wrote:
jhedrick wrote: If those slides get stuck,
You scream "What the...... heck!"

And the conductor directs you to cease.

SplatterTone · Post by **SplatterTone** » Tue Dec 04, 2007 10:40 pm

The old man with a bra in his bell.

SplatterTone · Post by **SplatterTone** » Tue Dec 04, 2007 10:52 pm

Played solo at communion so well.

Mojo workin' · Post by **Mojo workin'** » Tue Dec 04, 2007 11:03 pm

But when Satan walked in

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