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Kevin Hendrick
6 valves
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by Kevin Hendrick Fri Dec 07, 2007 6:12 pm
windshieldbug wrote: k001k47 wrote: Greg wrote: soon his chest was heaving
Circular breathing on a BAT was a mistake
while using a bat was just cake;
and taking a bat to the metric structure by stuffing the last line with extraneous verbiage in incredibly profligate profusion like this is hardly something that we can expect our limerick-purist friends to be happy about receiving!
"Don't take life so serious, son. It ain't nohow permanent." -- Pogo (via Walt Kelly)
Kevin Hendrick
6 valves
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by Kevin Hendrick Fri Dec 07, 2007 6:23 pm
Greg wrote: A tubist wrote long limerick lines
Thus risking draconian fines;
"Don't take life so serious, son. It ain't nohow permanent." -- Pogo (via Walt Kelly)
The Jackson
5 valves
Posts: 1652Joined: Sun Oct 07, 2007 9:34 pmLocation: Miami, FL
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by The Jackson Fri Dec 07, 2007 6:29 pm
Kevin Hendrick wrote: Greg wrote: A tubist wrote long limerick lines
Thus risking draconian fines;
He blamed it on his Tourette's
windshieldbug
Once got the "hand" as a cue
Posts: 11516Joined: Tue Mar 01, 2005 4:41 pmLocation: 8vb
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by windshieldbug Fri Dec 07, 2007 6:34 pm
The Jackson wrote: Kevin Hendrick wrote: Greg wrote: A tubist wrote long limerick lines
Thus risking draconian fines;
He blamed it on his Tourette's
Said it was #%@$! his &*#$@ing pet's
Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them would they still grow, but only to be troubled and insecure?
SplatterTone
5 valves
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by SplatterTone Fri Dec 07, 2007 8:13 pm
(while others are working on the concept of rhyme ...)
A Helleberg for five hundred bucks ?
Just the mouthpiece for air-headed schmucks.
The Jackson
5 valves
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by The Jackson Fri Dec 07, 2007 8:46 pm
Greg wrote: SplatterTone wrote: (while others are working on the concept of rhyme ...)
A Helleberg for five hundred bucks ?
Just the mouthpiece for air-headed schmucks.
It helps you play in tune
Though it will make you look like a buffoon
SplatterTone
5 valves
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by SplatterTone Fri Dec 07, 2007 8:47 pm
( ... sigh ...)
The Jackson wrote: Greg wrote: SplatterTone wrote: (while others are working on the concept of rhyme ...)
Just the mouthpiece for air-headed schmucks.
It helps you play in tune
Though it will make you look like a buffoon
Specifically offered to haters of trucks.
The Jackson
5 valves
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by The Jackson Fri Dec 07, 2007 8:55 pm
Mad-nasty burn
NEXT ONE:
Kenny G, destroyer of worlds
lgb&dtuba
4 valves
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by lgb&dtuba Fri Dec 07, 2007 9:10 pm
Some remedial timing is in order, too.
jhedrick
bugler
Posts: 72Joined: Thu Nov 22, 2007 11:58 amLocation: NE Ohio
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by jhedrick Fri Dec 07, 2007 9:46 pm
wchoc86 wrote: euphoniumguy227 wrote: who makes saxophonists cry and curl
out the side of his mouth.
To the North and the South
tubatooter1940
6 valves
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by tubatooter1940 Sat Dec 08, 2007 10:46 pm
jhedrick wrote: wchoc86 wrote: euphoniumguy227 wrote: who makes saxophonists cry and curl
out the side of his mouth.
To the North and the South
He emits sounds that excite middle aged girls.
We pronounce it Guf Coast
Teubonium
3 valves
Posts: 367Joined: Sat Mar 20, 2004 3:07 pmLocation: Colorado
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by Teubonium Sun Dec 09, 2007 4:13 pm
A tubist with "World Class Sound"
Bach Strad 36BO Sakbutt
lgb&dtuba
4 valves
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by lgb&dtuba Sun Dec 09, 2007 4:32 pm
Teubonium wrote: A tubist with "World Class Sound"
In a practice room was found,
SplatterTone
5 valves
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by SplatterTone Sun Dec 09, 2007 7:15 pm
With a poodle from Aruba
Mojo workin'
4 valves
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by Mojo workin' Sun Dec 09, 2007 7:55 pm
He flambe'd that limp wristed hound
eupher61
6 valves
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by eupher61 Sun Dec 09, 2007 10:29 pm
A brass band from near Syracuse
windshieldbug
Once got the "hand" as a cue
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by windshieldbug Sun Dec 09, 2007 10:57 pm
tubaphore wrote: wchoc86 wrote: eupher61 wrote: A brass band from near Syracuse
whose members loved to eat Cous-Cous
Consuming a large quantity
they voided the guarantee
Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them would they still grow, but only to be troubled and insecure?
tubatooter1940
6 valves
Posts: 2530Joined: Mon Mar 22, 2004 11:09 pmLocation: alabama gulf coast
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by tubatooter1940 Mon Dec 10, 2007 12:58 am
windshieldbug wrote: tubaphore wrote: wchoc86 wrote: whose members loved to eat Cous-Cous
Consuming a large quantity
they voided the guarantee
As well as their lower bowels with warm prune juice.
We pronounce it Guf Coast
tubatooter1940
6 valves
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by tubatooter1940 Fri Dec 14, 2007 6:51 pm
There was once a great tuba player from Dixie.
We pronounce it Guf Coast
iiipopes
Utility Infielder
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by iiipopes Fri Dec 14, 2007 8:46 pm
Scooby Tuba wrote: wchoc86 wrote: tubatooter1940 wrote: There was once a great tuba player from Dixie.
who had a habit of getting a bit tipsy.
Drinking shots from his Helleberg
And chasing with Carlsburg
Jupiter JTU1110
