Finish the Limericks

eupher61 · Post by **eupher61** » Fri Dec 14, 2007 8:55 pm

iiipopes wrote:
Scooby Tuba wrote:
wchoc86 wrote: who had a habit of getting a bit tipsy.
Drinking shots from his Helleberg
And chasing with Carlsburg

Until he woke up in Poughkeepsie.

Tubaing · Post by **Tubaing** » Fri Dec 14, 2007 10:01 pm

There once was a Tuba of silver

tubatooter1940 · Post by **tubatooter1940** » Fri Dec 14, 2007 10:38 pm

Tubaing wrote:There once was a Tuba of silver

played by a nymph on the hill, there.

eupher61 · Post by **eupher61** » Sat Dec 15, 2007 1:58 pm

and his valve slides no pops

windshieldbug · Post by **windshieldbug** » Sat Dec 15, 2007 3:01 pm

eupher61 wrote:
wchoc86 wrote:
tubatooter1940 wrote: played by a nymph on the hill, there.
but the nymph had no chops
and his valve slides no pops

And was very confused about her gender!

windshieldbug · Post by **windshieldbug** » Sat Dec 15, 2007 6:38 pm

euphoniumguy227 wrote:There once was a tuba made by Acme

Whose very shape cried out, "Oh just stack me!"

Kevin Hendrick · Post by **Kevin Hendrick** » Sat Dec 15, 2007 7:30 pm

windshieldbug wrote:
euphoniumguy227 wrote:There once was a tuba made by Acme
Whose very shape cried out, "Oh just stack me!"

Its segmented taper

Mojo workin' · Post by **Mojo workin'** » Sat Dec 15, 2007 11:56 pm

Housed a masochist yelling "Attack me!"

eupher61 · Post by **eupher61** » Sun Dec 16, 2007 12:48 am

A limerick starter named Barth

windshieldbug · Post by **windshieldbug** » Sun Dec 16, 2007 9:14 am

wchoc86 wrote:
eupher61 wrote:A limerick starter named Barth
Had a gig playing Strauss' Zarth'

Though he Sprach und Sprach

KevinMadden · Post by **KevinMadden** » Sun Dec 16, 2007 2:40 pm

windshieldbug wrote:
wchoc86 wrote:
eupher61 wrote:A limerick starter named Barth
Had a gig playing Strauss' Zarth'
Though he Sprach und Sprach

and played until dark

Kevin Hendrick · Post by **Kevin Hendrick** » Sun Dec 16, 2007 3:46 pm

KevinMadden wrote:
windshieldbug wrote:
wchoc86 wrote: Had a gig playing Strauss' Zarth'
Though he Sprach und Sprach
and played until dark

"dem bones" were a pain in the arth ...

Mojo workin' · Post by **Mojo workin'** » Sun Dec 16, 2007 7:57 pm

Frederich Nietszche proclaimed, "God is dead!"

tubatooter1940 · Post by **tubatooter1940** » Sun Dec 16, 2007 8:26 pm

Mojo workin' wrote:Frederich Nietszche proclaimed, "God is dead!"

He may have been guilty of not looking ahead.

greatk82 · Post by **greatk82** » Sun Dec 16, 2007 8:43 pm

wchoc86 wrote:
tubatooter1940 wrote:
Mojo workin' wrote:Frederich Nietszche proclaimed, "God is dead!"
He may have been guilty of not looking ahead.
If he did he would see,

That dead, not is me,

Kevin Hendrick · Post by **Kevin Hendrick** » Sun Dec 16, 2007 9:24 pm

greatk82 wrote:
wchoc86 wrote:
tubatooter1940 wrote: He may have been guilty of not looking ahead.
If he did he would see,
That dead, not is me,

But the erstwhile F. Nietszche, instead!

iiipopes · Post by **iiipopes** » Mon Dec 17, 2007 1:05 pm

duckskiff wrote:At Christmas while feeling quite jolly,

Nick tipsy'd over into folly

windshieldbug · Post by **windshieldbug** » Mon Dec 17, 2007 1:07 pm

iiipopes wrote:
duckskiff wrote:At Christmas while feeling quite jolly,
Nick tipsy'd over into folly

He delivered a tuba,

Kevin Hendrick · Post by **Kevin Hendrick** » Mon Dec 17, 2007 7:03 pm

windshieldbug wrote:
iiipopes wrote:
duckskiff wrote:At Christmas while feeling quite jolly,
Nick tipsy'd over into folly
He delivered a tuba,

Clear down to Aruba,

Tubaing · Post by **Tubaing** » Mon Dec 17, 2007 7:21 pm

"Darn" He said, "I hate the trolly"

TubeNet

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