Finish the Limericks

Tubaing · Post by **Tubaing** » Wed Dec 19, 2007 8:58 am

iiipopes wrote:
jhedrick wrote:
jbaylies wrote: Suddenly became imperiled.
Rhyme and meter so poor
And spelling to abhor

That he'd start playing a herald

jbaylies · Post by **jbaylies** » Wed Dec 19, 2007 2:57 pm

There once was a pair of chapped lips,

Kevin Hendrick · Post by **Kevin Hendrick** » Wed Dec 19, 2007 7:17 pm

jbaylies wrote:There once was a pair of chapped lips,

From which came the awful-est quips;

eupher61 · Post by **eupher61** » Thu Dec 20, 2007 3:44 pm

or Jimmy Self's Fluba

pg · Post by pg » Thu Dec 20, 2007 4:22 pm

Greg wrote:
Kevin Hendrick wrote:
jbaylies wrote:There once was a pair of chapped lips,
From which came the awful-est quips;
But when connected with tuba

eupher61 wrote:or Jimmy Self's Fluba

Produced sounds like the horn on cruise ships

ouch!

Captain Sousie · Post by **Captain Sousie** » Thu Dec 20, 2007 5:12 pm

A tubist, they say, is the fat one,

windshieldbug · Post by **windshieldbug** » Thu Dec 20, 2007 5:19 pm

Captain Sousie wrote:A tubist, they say, is the fat one,

though a fat tuba, they say, is even more fun!

jbaylies · Post by **jbaylies** » Thu Dec 20, 2007 6:19 pm

windshieldbug wrote:
Captain Sousie wrote:A tubist, they say, is the fat one,
though a fat tuba, they say, is even more fun!

Drinking beer by the liter,

Tubaing · Post by **Tubaing** » Thu Dec 20, 2007 6:27 pm

jbaylies wrote:
windshieldbug wrote:
Captain Sousie wrote:A tubist, they say, is the fat one,
though a fat tuba, they say, is even more fun!
Drinking beer by the liter,

The keg is made of cedar.

Mojo workin' · Post by **Mojo workin'** » Fri Dec 21, 2007 12:59 pm

And weighs (like the tubist) a light ton!

Mojo workin' · Post by **Mojo workin'** » Fri Dec 21, 2007 1:03 pm

When selecting a bathroom plunger

Tubaing · Post by **Tubaing** » Fri Dec 21, 2007 1:14 pm

Mojo workin' wrote:When selecting a bathroom plunger

I became driven with hunger

windshieldbug · Post by **windshieldbug** » Fri Dec 21, 2007 1:16 pm

jbaylies · Post by **jbaylies** » Fri Dec 21, 2007 3:10 pm

Tubaing wrote:
Mojo workin' wrote:When selecting a bathroom plunger
I became driven with hunger

Reached into the toilet,

greatk82 · Post by **greatk82** » Fri Dec 21, 2007 3:41 pm

jbaylies wrote:
Tubaing wrote:
Mojo workin' wrote:When selecting a bathroom plunger
I became driven with hunger
Reached into the toilet,

And my wife, she did spoil it,

jbaylies · Post by **jbaylies** » Fri Dec 21, 2007 4:20 pm

greatk82 wrote:
jbaylies wrote:
Tubaing wrote: I became driven with hunger
Reached into the toilet,
And my wife, she did spoil it,

And pulled out a digested hambunger!

eupher61 · Post by **eupher61** » Fri Dec 21, 2007 5:23 pm

A peck horn at TUBAChristmas

Kevin Hendrick · Post by **Kevin Hendrick** » Fri Dec 21, 2007 9:57 pm

eupher61 wrote:A peck horn at TUBAChristmas

Is much like the Panama isthmus:

Tubaing · Post by **Tubaing** » Fri Dec 21, 2007 10:06 pm

Kevin Hendrick wrote:
eupher61 wrote:A peck horn at TUBAChristmas
Is much like the Panama isthmus:

These pretzels are making me thirsty

Mojo workin' · Post by **Mojo workin'** » Sun Dec 23, 2007 12:35 am

In beer, Paulaner is First-y.

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