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Trimetrical amphibrach couplets
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make lim'ricks mere cutlets;
Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them would they still grow, but only to be troubled and insecure?
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windshieldbug wrote:
Kevin Hendrick wrote:Trimetrical amphibrach couplets
make lim'ricks mere cutlets;
Completing the form
"Don't take life so serious, son. It ain't nohow permanent." -- Pogo (via Walt Kelly)
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Kevin Hendrick wrote:
windshieldbug wrote:
Kevin Hendrick wrote:Trimetrical amphibrach couplets
make lim'ricks mere cutlets;
Completing the form
without verse free-form,
Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them would they still grow, but only to be troubled and insecure?
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is proof there are idjits on TubeNet.
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There seemed to be trouble in Jersey
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"Dump the freakin' body!"
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My Tuba is big and green.
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Tubaing wrote:

My Tuba is big and green.


and elephant, well he's just mean
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KevinMadden wrote:
Tubaing wrote:

My Tuba is big and green.


and elephant, well he's just mean


and then there's Bloke
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who, though quite softly spoke,
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Tubaing wrote:
KevinMadden wrote:
Tubaing wrote:

My Tuba is big and green.


and elephant, well he's just mean


and then there's Bloke


[

can also be mean but he plays tuba really clean.
We pronounce it Guf Coast
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I used to fart at night :shock: :mrgreen:
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Tubaing wrote:I used to fart at night :shock: :mrgreen:
It sure gave the Mrs. a fright
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but then came the belches
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which fair reeked o' Welch's
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Tubaing wrote:I used to fart at night :shock: :mrgreen:
PG wrote:It sure gave the Mrs. a fright
Eupher61 wrote:but then came the belches
Kevin Hendrick wrote:which fair reeked o' Welch's
so now, I'm not as light!
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A tubist who played Midnight Mass
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eupher61 wrote:A tubist who played Midnight Mass
is one that has no @$$
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Tubaing wrote:
eupher61 wrote:A tubist who played Midnight Mass
is one that has no @$$
No way to sit,
We pronounce it Guf Coast
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