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Or even to sh**,
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tubatooter1940 wrote:
Tubaing wrote:
eupher61 wrote:A tubist who played Midnight Mass
is one that has no @$$
No way to sit,
Mojo workin' wrote:Or even to sh**,
So it all comes out of his brass.
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A tubist had hemorrhoidal tissue
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the elephant wrote:Remember that your contribution must fit the correct rhythm and end with the appropriate vowel and consonant sounds for it to be useable [sic].
(Remember, Wade, we're tuba players here you're talkin' to... wadda ya want, MIRACLES!? :shock: :D )
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Mojo workin' wrote:A tubist had hemorrhoidal tissue
Confused as a sub octave issue
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iiipopes wrote:
Mojo workin' wrote:A tubist had hemorrhoidal tissue
Confused as a sub octave issue
A low register blatt,
We pronounce it Guf Coast
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tubatooter1940 wrote:
iiipopes wrote:
Mojo workin' wrote:A tubist had hemorrhoidal tissue
Confused as a sub octave issue
A low register blatt,
Left no tit-for-tat
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windshieldbug wrote:
tubatooter1940 wrote:
iiipopes wrote: Confused as a sub octave issue
A low register blatt,
Left no tit-for-tat
Oh My! His face turned blue!
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An oboist courted a drummer
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eupher61 wrote:An oboist courted a drummer
but found him to be quite a bit dumber
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She showed him her "reed"
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Mojo workin' wrote:
KevinMadden wrote:
eupher61 wrote:An oboist courted a drummer
but found him to be quite a bit dumber
She showed him her "reed"
then they did the "deed",
the result was a Philadelphia mummer!
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ba$$ cleft wrote:there once was a man who played tuba for exercise
Though his sense of rhythm some did criticize
All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
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jhedrick wrote:
ba$$ cleft wrote:there once was a man who played tuba for exercise
Though his sense of rhythm some did criticize
He got lots fat
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Tubaing wrote:
jhedrick wrote:
ba$$ cleft wrote:A man who played tuba for exercise
his rhythm some did criticize
He got lots fat
From beer and a blat
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From his soul the demons they did exorcise
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I love to use my Blistex
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Tubaing wrote:I love to use my Blistex
though it gets upon my latex
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windshieldbug wrote:
Tubaing wrote:I love to use my Blistex
though it gets upon my latex
With my mouthpiece of steel,
I am not Mr. Holland, and you are not my opus!
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Captain Sousie wrote:
windshieldbug wrote:
Tubaing wrote:I love to use my Blistex
though it gets upon my latex
With my mouthpiece of steel,
My lips soon will heal
All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
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