Finish the Limericks

Kevin Hendrick · Post by **Kevin Hendrick** » Tue Jul 10, 2007 10:56 pm

windshieldbug wrote:
Kevin Hendrick wrote:
MikeMason wrote:The euphist was jealous of tubists...
"Are all of them secretly cubists?"
On canvas they drew

In multiple view

Dean E · Post by **Dean E** » Tue Jul 10, 2007 11:24 pm

Kevin Hendrick wrote:
windshieldbug wrote:
Kevin Hendrick wrote: "Are all of them secretly cubists?"
On canvas they drew
In multiple view

The brass section's practicing nudists!

Kevin Hendrick · Post by **Kevin Hendrick** » Tue Jul 10, 2007 11:34 pm

bloke wrote:A sousaphone Chiz down from Lawson

Played it better than many I've saw, son ...

windshieldbug · Post by **windshieldbug** » Tue Jul 10, 2007 11:37 pm

Kevin Hendrick wrote:
bloke wrote:A sousaphone Chiz down from Lawson
Played it better than many I've saw, son ...

Though the 'ham was all his

Kevin Hendrick · Post by **Kevin Hendrick** » Tue Jul 10, 2007 11:43 pm

windshieldbug wrote:
Kevin Hendrick wrote:
bloke wrote:A sousaphone Chiz down from Lawson
Played it better than many I've saw, son ...
Though the 'ham was all his

He gave props to his Miz

MikeMason · Post by **MikeMason** » Wed Jul 11, 2007 12:02 am

Chicks playin tuba are rare still...

Mike Finn · Post by **Mike Finn** » Wed Jul 11, 2007 12:34 am

MikeMason wrote:Chicks playin tuba are rare still...

to hear one might give you a fair thrill...

TMurphy · Post by **TMurphy** » Wed Jul 11, 2007 12:44 am

Mike Finn wrote:
MikeMason wrote:Chicks playin tuba are rare still...
to hear one might give you a fair thrill...

They can hang with the guys,

MikeMason · Post by **MikeMason** » Wed Jul 11, 2007 12:46 am

with horn 'tween their thighs...

iiipopes · Post by **iiipopes** » Wed Jul 11, 2007 12:56 am

TMurphy wrote:
Mike Finn wrote:
MikeMason wrote:Chicks playin tuba are rare still...
to hear one might give you a fair thrill...
They can hang with the guys,

MikeMason wrote:with horn 'tween their thighs...

And boast theirs are bigger -- no lies.

MikeMason · Post by **MikeMason** » Wed Jul 11, 2007 1:00 am

And bottow bow catching a free feel...

Mike Finn · Post by **Mike Finn** » Wed Jul 11, 2007 8:47 am

There once was a young man named Moritz

MikeMason · Post by **MikeMason** » Wed Jul 11, 2007 10:29 am

Who gave all his brass section mates fits...

Dean E · Post by **Dean E** » Wed Jul 11, 2007 1:14 pm

MikeMason wrote:Who gave all his brass section mates fits...

By snacking on Ex-Lax,

Kevin Hendrick · Post by **Kevin Hendrick** » Wed Jul 11, 2007 10:42 pm

Mike Finn wrote:There once was a young man named Moritz

MikeMason wrote:Who gave all his brass section mates fits...

Dean E wrote:By snacking on Ex-Lax,

bloke wrote:and sharp pointy brass tacks

He soon had the scattershot chitz!

LoyalTubist · Post by **LoyalTubist** » Thu Jul 12, 2007 12:01 am

There once was a girl from Hanoi...

pulseczar · Post by **pulseczar** » Thu Jul 12, 2007 12:19 am

When you got near her she was a bit hoi (smelly)

big_blue_tubist · Post by **big_blue_tubist** » Thu Jul 12, 2007 12:33 am

pulseczar wrote:
LoyalTubist wrote:There once was a girl from Hanoi...
When you got near her she was a bit hoi (smelly)

She played the viola...

Kevin Hendrick · Post by **Kevin Hendrick** » Thu Jul 12, 2007 12:38 am

big_blue_tubist wrote:
pulseczar wrote:
LoyalTubist wrote:There once was a girl from Hanoi...
When you got near her she was a bit hoi (smelly)
She played the viola...

'Cause nobody tolla

MikeMason · Post by **MikeMason** » Thu Jul 12, 2007 12:39 am

But boy could she blow ya...