Update Update

windshieldbug · Post by **windshieldbug** » Thu Apr 17, 2008 1:08 pm

Mark wrote:Update: I am not and have never been a member of The Blue Man Group.

... But do you KNOW anyone who has ever been a member?

Mark · Post by **Mark** » Thu Apr 17, 2008 1:30 pm

windshieldbug wrote:
Mark wrote:Update: I am not and have never been a member of The Blue Man Group.
... But do you KNOW anyone who has ever been a member?

Under the rights accorded me by the fifth amendment of the Constitution of the United States of America, I refuse to answer your question. And I'd like to ask why they call you "Tailgunner"?

OldsRecording · Post by **OldsRecording** » Thu Apr 17, 2008 1:54 pm

Mark wrote:
windshieldbug wrote:
Mark wrote:Update: I am not and have never been a member of The Blue Man Group.
... But do you KNOW anyone who has ever been a member?

Under the rights accorded me by the fifth amendment of the Constitution of the United States of America, I refuse to answer your question. And I'd like to ask why they call you "Tailgunner"?

"At long last, sir, have you no sense of decency?"

Mojo workin' · Post by **Mojo workin'** » Thu Apr 17, 2008 3:34 pm

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Wade?

Oh Wade?

I say again, Wade?

MaryAnn · Post by **MaryAnn** » Thu Apr 17, 2008 4:32 pm

Did anybody catch the funnies lately where one of the characters said that Tiger Woods doesn't wash his own balls? I'd think that was worthy of more than a simple update. At least a double update.

MA

TubaRay · Post by **TubaRay** » Thu Apr 17, 2008 5:00 pm

MaryAnn wrote:Did anybody catch the funnies lately where one of the characters said that Tiger Woods doesn't wash his own balls? I'd think that was worthy of more than a simple update. At least a double update.
MA

I'd like to know who their source was.

Teubonium · Post by **Teubonium** » Fri Apr 18, 2008 1:04 pm

MaryAnn wrote:... Tiger Woods doesn't wash his own balls? I'd think that was worthy of more than a simple update. At least a double update.

MA

I'll bet that gets his putter up!

OldsRecording · Post by **OldsRecording** » Fri Apr 18, 2008 2:24 pm

knuxie wrote:Forget DP...

Can anyone update me on where to find a Mr. Pibb?

Ken F.

Pibb Xtra/Mr. Pibb: In 2001, Pibb Xtra was introduced as a bolder version of the original Mr. Pibb taste. Its bold taste and graphics appeal to young adults who are looking to get the most out of life and the most out of their soft drink. It appeals to teens who are just gaining independence from home and looking for things to call their own. The soft drink enables them to have an uninhibited, fun and unconventional attitude and touts the sweet, refreshing bold taste they need to express their independence.

Available in the following flavor: Cherry Spice.

Available in the following locations: Mariana Islands and United States

Been to the Marianas recently?

windshieldbug · Post by **windshieldbug** » Fri Apr 18, 2008 2:29 pm

OldsRecording wrote: Been to the Marianas recently?

Just the Trench...

OldsRecording · Post by **OldsRecording** » Sat Apr 19, 2008 8:33 am

schlepporello wrote:
the elephant wrote:UPDATE: My wife is home from work.
Better hide the evidence quick!

Just remember- when she's not looking, make sure you delete ALL of the cookies...

TubaRay · Post by **TubaRay** » Thu Apr 24, 2008 5:39 pm

It has been a while since this thread has been updated.

The Jackson · Post by **The Jackson** » Thu Apr 24, 2008 6:07 pm

MEGA-SUPER-AWESOME UPDATE:

I was shooting some b-ball outside the school, when a couple of guys (who were up to now good) started making trouble in my neighborhood! I got in one little fight and my mom got scared and said, "Your moving with you auntie and uncle in Bel-Air!"

It's been one of "those" days.

OldsRecording · Post by **OldsRecording** » Fri Apr 25, 2008 2:07 pm

Greg wrote:Important update announcement
This announcement has been cancelled[/b]

And? .....AND?....

OldsRecording · Post by **OldsRecording** » Fri Apr 25, 2008 2:10 pm

Greg wrote:
OldsRecording wrote:
Greg wrote:Important update announcement
This announcement has been cancelled[/b]
And? .....AND?....
Still cancelled.

Oh. Okay.

Mark · Post by **Mark** » Fri Apr 25, 2008 2:51 pm

Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead.

The Jackson · Post by **The Jackson** » Fri Apr 25, 2008 8:45 pm

Greg wrote:
The Jackson wrote:MEGA-SUPER-AWESOME UPDATE:

I was shooting some b-ball outside the school, when a couple of guys (who were up to now good) started making trouble in my neighborhood! I got in one little fight and my mom got scared and said, "Your moving with you auntie and uncle in Bel-Air!"

It's been one of "those" days.
Is that a good thing?

It is now, because...

UPDATE:

It's okay, guys, you can calm down. Mc Hitler has arrived.

TubaRay · Post by **TubaRay** » Fri Apr 25, 2008 8:48 pm

Mark wrote:Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead.

Along that line, it has been discovered who was buried in Grant's tomb. We will break in to regular programming as there are further developments. One thing is certain, Grant is dead.

windshieldbug · Post by **windshieldbug** » Fri Apr 25, 2008 10:44 pm

TubaRay wrote:it has been discovered who was buried in Grant's tomb

I always thought that it was Joe Tomb...

OldsRecording · Post by **OldsRecording** » Sat Apr 26, 2008 3:30 pm

the elephant wrote:UPDATE: I am sorry to announce to the board that all latest updates indicate that Jimmy Hoffa is still missing. Rest assured that we are looking and our confidence in locating this man increases with the passing of each day. Since Mr. Hoffa disappeared on July 30, 1975, many, many days have passed. So our confidence is running very high right now and just keeps getting better.

Thank you for your support.

How about we start looking here.
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Rick Denney · Post by **Rick Denney** » Mon Apr 28, 2008 4:11 pm

Mark wrote:Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead.

Well, THAT'S a relief.

Rick "nervously waiting for the update concerning Josef Stalin" Denney

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