Finish the Limericks

[bearphonium]

If a performance is deemed too "affected"...

The musicians will be oft' rejected

The core sound's emotion

[Todd S. Malicoate]

If a performance is deemed too "affected"...
The musicians will be oft' rejected
The core sound's emotion
May give some the notion...

That the right to break one's own rule and post two lines of the same limerick is somehow protected?

[Todd S. Malicoate]

Please go back and review the very first post where I suggest the "rules".

1.) Only one line at a time from any one poster.

This exercise in "getting along" was meant to be at least like tennis, at best, 5 individuals contributing to a given limerick.

Not that you'll be seeing this, I guess!

Dang, Scoob...over-react much? I was talking about my own personal "rule" of not posting two lines in the same limerick, which I broke in the last one. I hadn't even noticed that you had, as well, until now. I like these things, and would post every other line if I didn't enforce some restraint on myself. I thought I was being witty, but c'est la vie.

Todd S. "who likes it better when 5 different people create a limerick and especially when someone else starts one" Malicoate

Sorry, Joe...

If I like you, yet name you a "foe"...

you could shun me, and I'd never know.

[Todd S. Malicoate]

Sorry to step on toes and be unclear, and for the excessive comments. To perhaps repair the damage?...

If a performance is deemed too "affected"...
The musicians will be oft' rejected
The core sound's emotion
May give some the notion...

To bob and weave about, disconnected.

[OldsRecording]

The written word can be often "mis-heard"!

And, to one, sound rather absurd

[eupher61]

If I like you, yet name you a "foe"...

You'll want to see other limericks go

[Todd S. Malicoate]

The written word can be often "mis-heard"!

And, to one, sound rather absurd

We try as we might

To be clear when we write

[windshieldbug]

The written word can be often "mis-heard"!

And, to one, sound rather absurd

We try as we might

To be clear when we write

The typewritten line is too often blurred!

[Todd S. Malicoate]

If I like you, yet name you a "foe"...

You'll want to see other limericks go

I won't see your prose

[tubatooter1940]

If I like you, yet name you a "foe"...

You'll want to see other limericks go

I won't see your prose

Or how your latest project goes.

[windshieldbug]

If I like you, yet name you a "foe"...

You'll want to see other limericks go

I won't see your prose

Or how your latest project goes.

Therefore it must be due to your lowest bow!

[windshieldbug]

A B.A.T. can be a wonderful thing

When you play one, you're the king

[windshieldbug]

A B.A.T. can be a wonderful thing

When you play one, you're the king

Big, smooth, and mellow

sound thick like Jello®

[windshieldbug]

My tuba just fell off a bridge!

I got some booze from the fridge.

[Todd S. Malicoate]

My tuba just fell off a bridge!

I got some booze from the fridge.

I picked up the pieces

[eupher61]

My tuba just fell off a bridge!

I got some booze from the fridge.

I picked up the pieces

no bigger than Reese's

[Mojo workin']

My tuba just fell off a bridge!

I got some booze from the fridge.

I picked up the pieces

no bigger than Reese's

you could say I'm pissed off just a smidge.

[Mojo workin']

My graduation gig lasted too long

[eupher61]

but the diploma I found

[windshieldbug]

My graduation gig lasted too long

And for such small pay, that's just wrong.

but the diploma I found

on ebay was around