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They aren't good for much but they bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs!
k-

Wonder if it made Mrs. Bates smile...

ken k wrote:They aren't good for much but they bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs!
k-

Is this a confession?

"I know nothing."---Sgt. Schultz

It's not a push if:
a. no one sees it
b. there is no physical evidence
c. you have a really good alibi

some people you do not have to pay to be good.....



they are good for nothing!

Definition of mixed feelings:
Watching your mother-in-law drive over a cliff in your new Mercedes.

sign in the mens room:

We aim to please...
You aim too, please!

k-

or...

• If you sprinkle when you tinkle,
  Please be neat and wipe the seat.

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Joe Baker, who could relate other funny stuff he's read on bathroom walls... but won't.

There was one I remember that's still funny "cleaned up":

Anyone can pee on the floor or write on the walls. Be a man -- poop on the ceiling!
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Joe Baker, who sometimes sits and thinks, and sometimes just sits.

schlepporello wrote:

Joe Baker wrote: Joe Baker, who could relate other funny stuff he's read on bathroom walls... but won't.

I saw something funny AND clean in the men's room at a local business.
I happened to glance at the wall to the left and saw:
"It's time for toilet stall tennis, look to the right."
Like an idiot, I did, and saw.
"It's time for toilet stall tennis, look to the left."

here I sit all broken hearted...... (I will let some one else finish it....)

"We aim to please...you aim too, please."

ken k wrote:some people you do not have to pay to be good.....
they are good for nothing!

Yeah... that's what my dad used to say when I suggested that us kids would be good for a quarter. He told me to be more like my sister... good for nothun!

When reading a book, do you go forward to get to the back?

k-

Sign at the neighbor's pool: "We don't swim in your toilet... please don't pee in our pool!"

If someone is talking behind your back, does that mean they are standing in front of you?


After all you back faces back so to be behind it they must be in front of you.

These are questions which keep me up at night......
ken k

ken k wrote:These are questions which keep me up at night...

So what is a jumbo shrimp... a giant shrimp or a tiny jumbo???

Mike Finn wrote:Sign at the neighbor's pool: "We don't swim in your toilet... please don't pee in our pool!"

Or, "Welcome to our OOL... Notice there is no "P" in it! Please keep it that way."

Why do we drive in a parkway and park in a driveway...
and why does that remind me of the Houston videos?

In my city we have a Bus Station where the buses stop.
We have a train station where the trains stop.


In my office I have a work station where............