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A stupid question
Posted: Tue Nov 29, 2005 7:52 pm
by tuba114
Anyone what to buy me a new tuba?
If you do I will give you a half eaten sandwich and a friendship that will last a life time.
Posted: Tue Nov 29, 2005 8:47 pm
by tuba114
By what I mean want, it’s a metaphor that leads into the slope intercept formula and you have to solve for X.
Posted: Tue Nov 29, 2005 9:08 pm
by Chuck Jackson
By what I mean want, it’s a metaphor that leads into the slope intercept formula and you have to solve for X.
Dude, I want some of what you're on. Slower day than normal in the Peach State?
Re: A stupid question
Posted: Tue Nov 29, 2005 10:19 pm
by MartyNeilan
tuba114 wrote:If you do I will give you a half eaten sandwich and a friendship that will last a life time.
Depending on who ate the first half of that sandwich, the
lifetime could be very short
Posted: Tue Nov 29, 2005 10:35 pm
by Doug@GT
Chuck Jackson wrote:
Dude, I want some of what you're on. Slower day than normal in the Peach State?
You tell me:
Doug "the ajc sucks"
Posted: Tue Nov 29, 2005 10:50 pm
by tuba114
To answer your question, I have come up with the theory that all biology and all science in general was just made up by the Soviet Union to confuse all us Americans during the Cold War. They try to confuse us with things like the Universal Pancake Constant, or UPC. All things in the universe that are pancakes equal 905.73, but only if the sun is out and it is 12:00 midnight, and you only have one sock on! I have proof! (I smell a sitcom). Plus biology is just a myth like UFO’s and invisible tape. Biology is like the ugly kid you padlock in the cellar and you supply them with nothing but pop-tarts for survival, not the cheap Wal-Mart brand pop-tarts only the first-class stuff. Now band class on the other hand is awesome. I’m an attracted band like a redneck is attracted to a Jeff Foxworthy tee shirt. Well, I must be on my way, I have battle axe lessons today at the YMCA.
Posted: Tue Nov 29, 2005 10:59 pm
by windshieldbug
tuba114 wrote:I’m an attracted band like a redneck is attracted to a Jeff Foxworthy tee shirt
Hate to break it to ya, dude, but real readnecks aren't attracted to Jeff Foxworthy; they already KNOW what they are, not what they
might be...
Posted: Tue Nov 29, 2005 11:08 pm
by tuba114
I is what I say I is, and stuff
Posted: Wed Nov 30, 2005 12:31 am
by Kevin Hendrick
tuba114 wrote:... They try to confuse us with things like the Universal Pancake Constant, or UPC. All things in the universe that are pancakes equal 905.73, but only if the sun is out and it is 12:00 midnight, and you only have one sock on! I have proof! (I smell a sitcom).
Hmmm ... must be that "
code day" of many years' foretelling ...
Posted: Wed Nov 30, 2005 1:02 pm
by TexTuba
harold wrote:Any chance?
tuba114 = tuba4sissies?
The syntax appears to be remarkably similar.
Are you kidding me?! This person could SPELL!!
Ralph
Posted: Wed Nov 30, 2005 3:17 pm
by Joe Baker
tuba114 wrote: Plus biology is just a myth like UFO’s and invisible tape.
Hey, invisible tape is REAL, jack! I have some somewhere... but I can't find it... 'cuz it's... well,... you know... invisible...
Anyway, it's the only thing that will seal the leaks in my aluminum foil hat, so the trilateral commission and the bilderburgers can't control me. So if you see it -- check that -- if you
don't see it, let me know!
____________________________
Joe Baker, who observes that you can't not see it unless it's there!
Posted: Wed Nov 30, 2005 3:18 pm
by Joe Baker
TexTuba wrote:harold wrote:Any chance?
tuba114 = tuba4sissies?
The syntax appears to be remarkably similar.
Are you kidding me?! This person could SPELL!!
Ralph
Also, this guy is funny ON PURPOSE!
Posted: Wed Nov 30, 2005 5:39 pm
by tuba114
No I am not Mr. Waits.
(tuba114 = tuba4sissies) but you forgot the other half of the equation
tuba114 = tuba4sissies – sissies + good(x) + crazy x 65.731+ Hirsbrunner
Posted: Wed Nov 30, 2005 5:54 pm
by Kevin Hendrick
tuba114 wrote:tuba114 = tuba4sissies – sissies + good(x) + crazy x 65.731+ Hirsbrunner
"Oh,
that Henny Youngman!"
Posted: Wed Nov 30, 2005 8:19 pm
by tuba114
Henny?
It's amazing.........
Posted: Fri Dec 02, 2005 9:34 am
by Tom Mason
Posted: Wed Nov 30, 2005 12:54 am Post subject:
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Kevin Hendrick wrote:
tuba114 wrote:
... They try to confuse us with things like the Universal Pancake Constant, or UPC. All things in the universe that are pancakes equal 905.73, but only if the sun is out and it is 12:00 midnight, and you only have one sock on! I have proof! (I smell a sitcom).
Hmmm ... must be that "code day" of many years' foretelling ...
I, for one, really grow quite weary of the Freemasons interfering with my thoughts via their various mind-control techniques (radio waves, laser, micro/macro-waves, surgery/abductions, etc.)...
...and the other day, I was walking through an alley - behind a Shriner's temple around dusk. They were all standing out in the parking lot waiting for a bus to come and take them to the local pro basketball game. Of course, they thought no one was looking...(I was out of sight--peeking around the corner of the building at them.) While they were carrying on casual conversations, every once in a while one or another of them would reach up, wiggle the tassel on their fez, and cause their automobiles to hover a couple of inches off the ground. The "higher-ups" were actually able to maneuver their vehicles laterally into other parking spaces!
Wasn't it neat how that Free Mason got you from your store to the garage without having left the turning lane on Summer? It was like no other car wanted to turn!.....lol
Tom Mason
Posted: Thu Dec 08, 2005 10:51 pm
by ken k
I love it when a thread goes wacko...
and watch out for those secret handshakes.......
Posted: Thu Dec 08, 2005 11:17 pm
by Kevin Hendrick
Fnord?
