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Posted: **Tue Dec 13, 2005 10:33 pm**

Alvin!!!

Christmas, Christmas time is near,
Time for toys and time for cheer.
We've been good, but we can't last.
Hurry, Christmas, hurry fast!

Want a plane that loops the loop.
Me, I want a hula hoop,
We can hardly stand the wait.
Please, Christmas, don't be late.
We can hardly stand the wait.
Please, Christmas, don't be late.

I love that album.

Posted: **Tue Dec 13, 2005 10:36 pm**

How about Jimmy Dean's Big John? Would The Battle of New Orleans count?

It also seems like there were a lot of western movies that had theme songs where the lyrics were more spoken than sung.

Posted: **Tue Dec 13, 2005 10:36 pm**

White Wrap!?

Posted: **Wed Dec 14, 2005 12:07 am**

windshieldbug wrote:

White Wrap!?

In somewhat the same (open) vein ...

White Crap!!!

Posted: **Wed Dec 14, 2005 1:04 am**

There was a lot of that kind of thing going on with the 'beat generation" scene in the 50's. Nothing new at all.

Posted: **Wed Dec 14, 2005 1:39 am**

Monster Mash

And ....

http://t-recs.net/mpegs/tubenet/orley_haunted.wma

File is almost 5 Meg. It was encoded from one of those flat, vinyl, round things. Hey kids! You wanna hear what a "record" sounds like?

There is a website. Looks like I'm going to have to replace my vinyl with digital.

Posted: **Wed Dec 14, 2005 2:50 am**

Steve Martin's King Tut.

Posted: **Wed Dec 14, 2005 7:41 am**

The undisputed KING of the white rappers:

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Joe Baker, who thinks Rex was a lot more talented than the current crop of rappers.

Posted: **Wed Dec 14, 2005 8:19 am**

I always thought the first recorded rap song was Rapture by Blondie. I guess we learn something new every day.

Blondie wrote:Toe to toe
Dancing very slow
Barely breathing
Almost comatose
Wall to wall
People hypnotised
And they're stepping lightly
Hang each night in Rapture

Back to back
Sacrailiac
Spineless movement
And a wild attack

Face to face
Sadly solitude
And it's finger popping
Twenty-four hour shopping in Rapture

Fab Five Freddie told me everybody's high
DJ's spinnin' are savin' my mind
Flash is fast, Flash is cool
Francois sez fas, Flashe' no do
And you don't stop, sure shot
Go out to the parking lot
And you get in your car and you drive real far
And you drive all night and then you see a light
And it comes right down and lands on the ground
And out comes a man from Mars
And you try to run but he's got a gun
And he shoots you dead and he eats your head
And then you're in the man from Mars
You go out at night, eatin' cars
You eat Cadillacs, Lincolns too
Mercurys and Subarus
And you don't stop, you keep on eatin' cars
Then, when there's no more cars
You go out at night and eat up bars where the people meet
Face to face, dance cheek to cheek
One to one, man to man
Dance toe to toe
Don't move to slow, 'cause the man from Mars
Is through with cars, he's eatin' bars
Yeah, wall to wall, door to door, hall to hall
He's gonna eat 'em all
Rapture, be pure
Take a tour, through the sewer
Don't strain your brain, paint a train
You'll be singin' in the rain
I said don't stop, do punk rock

Well now you see what you wanna be
Just have your party on TV
'Cause the man from Mars won't eat up bars when the TV's on
And now he's gone back up to space
Where he won't have a hassle with the human race
And you hip-hop, and you don't stop
Just blast off, sure shot
'Cause the man from Mars stopped eatin' cars and eatin' bars
And now he only eats guitars, get up!

Posted: **Wed Dec 14, 2005 4:15 pm**

My wife is convinced that Willie Nelson would fit the "rap" definition. Acording to here he never sings, mearly speaks rythmically.

I disagree, but...

Posted: **Wed Dec 14, 2005 4:28 pm**

Here's another early white rapper:

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Joe Baker, who NEVER understood how Maurice got to be a star.

Posted: **Wed Dec 14, 2005 9:49 pm**

Tennessee Earnie Ford -"Big Bad John"

Posted: **Thu Dec 15, 2005 8:55 am**

tubatooter1940 wrote:Tennessee Earnie Ford -"Big Bad John"

Tennessee Ernie? You mean Jimmy Dean?
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Joe Baker, who likes Jimmy's sausage and Tennessee Ernie's singing.

Posted: **Fri Dec 16, 2005 1:07 am**

would any of this guy's non melodic prose count as early white rap, or was he just putting on a "white-face" and completely imitating the words, messages, inflections, and spoken accents of early white rappers?

Posted: **Fri Dec 16, 2005 4:36 am**

Joe Baker wrote:
tubatooter1940 wrote:Tennessee Earnie Ford -"Big Bad John"
Tennessee Ernie? You mean Jimmy Dean?

Jimmy Dean sang Big Bad John. Tennessee Ernie Ford sang Sixteen Tons.

Posted: **Fri Dec 16, 2005 11:03 am**

The above post by Bloke may be his best ever, IMHO. Excellent! Excellent thoughts.

Posted: **Fri Dec 16, 2005 11:10 am**

Wow Bloke,
Nice answer on the previous go round.......Jack Kerouac reciting poetry with David Amram playing a bunch of instruments is it for me. Kerouac was attempting to get the freedom of bebop using words. David Amram still is doing a rap like thing in addition to actual world music at his concerts as opposed to the crap that is sold as 'world music' to people trying to 'culturally expand' themselves when they search thru the collection at starbucks. Hey Bloke, when are you going to listen to The Roots? http://theroots.com
Peace. Happy Chanukah (oops, I mean Holidays)
ASG

Posted: **Fri Dec 16, 2005 12:38 pm**

schlepporello wrote: Well I've shoveled this coal 'til my back was bent.
My get up and go just got up and went.
My wife ran away with my friend Jim.
I don't miss her, but I sure miss him.

You load sixteen tons, how do you feel?
Too tired to work, and to scared to steal.
St Peter don't ya holler for me today.
'Cause I'm a diggin' the other way.

Hmm. I don't remember that part of the song. My favorite verse:

If you see me comin', better step aside
A lot of men didn't, a lot of men died
One fist of iron, the other of steel
If the right one don't get you, then the left one will

My second favorite is:

From pedal Bb to a very high C
Nobody can play the bass tuba like me
I've got one that's lacquered and one silver plate
I can play in a slow four or a very fast eight

And chorus:

You play sixteen tunes, and what do you get
Another day older and deeper in debt
Saint Peter don't ya call me, cause I can't go
I owe my soul to the Custom Music store

Posted: **Fri Dec 16, 2005 1:10 pm**

Going back to the very beginning, what is a sock cymbol?

And, nice commentary, Bloke. I try to say that stuff but it doesn't come out right and people get mad.

MA

Posted: **Fri Dec 16, 2005 1:58 pm**

ArnoldGottlieb wrote:Peace. Happy Chanukah (oops, I mean Holidays)
ASG

I like "Happy Chanukah" better, myself. And I'm not Jewish. I'm certainly not offended by being wished a Happy Chanukah. I'm reaching the point where I am offended by being wished a "Happy Holiday."

May I add a "Merry Christmas" here, too?