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Posted: Mon Dec 19, 2005 8:32 pm
by windshieldbug
Random facts about Chuck Norris wrote:Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice
Random facts about Chuck Norris wrote:Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris
Posted: Wed Dec 21, 2005 12:02 am
by MartyNeilan
"When Chuck Norris was driving he saw a sign that said, "Caution: Small Children Playing." So he slowed down, but then it occurred to him: Chuck Norris isn't afraid of small children."
This has got to be the funniest site I have seen in a while!
Posted: Wed Dec 21, 2005 2:58 am
by quinterbourne
"One time I asked Brasky to dress up like Santa for a Christmas party I was throwing for my children. Yeah, that's them, that's them. Well Brasky shows up as Santa, reaches into his bag and says, 'I've got goodies for you kids.' He proceeds to hand out scrap metal and cigarettes to them. Then he takes off his beard and says 'There is no Santa 'cause I ate him.'"
"I remember one time Brasky took his family to Sea World... they were watching Shamu the whale when Brasky got splashed! So Brasky yells, 'I'm Bill Brasky and no one gets me wet!' So he climbs into the tank, grabs Shamu and throws the whale into the audience, splashes him and yells, 'How do you like it?!' And then damn if Brasky didn't step in there and finish the show!"
"He hated Mexicans! ...And he was half Mexican! ...And he hated irony!"
"We once had a bachelor party for Brasky. He ate the entire cake before we could tell him there was a stripper in it."
"Brasky got his wife pregnant and she gave birth to a delicious 16 oz. steak... The afterbirth was sauteed mushrooms!"
Posted: Sun Jan 08, 2006 9:01 pm
by CJ Krause
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Posted: Tue Jan 17, 2006 1:25 am
by MartyNeilan
http://news.yahoo.com/s/eo/20060116/en_celeb_eo/18154
Here's what Chuck Norris himself had to say about the site.
FWIW, his own favorite is:
"When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris."