1. Never make fun of or ridicule someone's hometown.
2. Never get upset at a customer service representative on the phone. He/She is just doing a job and YOU MAY BE IT SOMEDAY!
3. Get rich schemes never work. Never.
4. Measure twice, cut once. Measure once, lose everything.
5. If you listen to a radio while you are in the bathtub, make sure it's well away from the tub.
6. When driving cross-country, don't get upset at the drivers on the highway. You will probably end up eating lunch with them!
7. Every complex question has a simple answer.
8. English is the most important subject you ever took in high school.
9. If you blew it in math in school, you will still have to learn it, if you want to save money on your income tax.
10. Age makes you old.
11. Marriage makes you old.
12. Children make you old.
13. Your high school friends' grandchildren make you old.
14. You will always remember your first day of school.
15. Few things get better with age. Enjoy what you have when you have it!
