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A senior administration official, spotted quail hunting near the jury box was quoted as saying, "Oh, yeah. This kind of thing happens all the time, as far as YOU know"...

I don't know if you have ever been in a situation where someone suddenly dropped dead... It happened in my high school freshman English class, the teacher was explaining something we read and he fell flat on his face... We called for paramedics (this was before there was a 911 on the phone for emergencies--we called the front office and the receptionist took care of it.) The paramedics said that our teacher had a sudden massive heart attack and probably died immediately.

And I got a tuba job once (temporary) to take the place of a tuba player who died while performing a solo at a school concert for high school students.