Posted: Sun May 28, 2006 7:08 pm
Your mother is so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck.
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Posted: Sun May 28, 2006 7:11 pm
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Posted: Sun May 28, 2006 7:23 pm
Your mama is so fat she, fell in love and broke it.
Posted: Sun May 28, 2006 7:24 pm
Yoor mama is so fat, she went to the movies and sat next to everyone
Posted: Sun May 28, 2006 7:25 pm
Your mama is so fat, God couldn't light Earth until she moved!
Posted: Sun May 28, 2006 7:28 pm
you mama is so fat, she was measured at 38-26-36 and that was just the left arm... 
Posted: Sun May 28, 2006 7:30 pm
your mama is so fat, her favorite food is seconds.....man I gotta cut this out
Posted: Sun May 28, 2006 7:50 pm
your mama's so fat her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard
Posted: Sun May 28, 2006 8:50 pm
...when she sat around the house, she actaully sat around the house!
Posted: Sun May 28, 2006 9:24 pm
Yo' Momma is so fat that if she was standing at the back of a classroom and turned around real fast, she'd erase the black board.
Posted: Mon May 29, 2006 12:31 am
...her shadow weighs 200 pounds.
Posted: Mon May 29, 2006 12:48 am
Your mama is so fat...
When she dances, the radio station skips a beat.
She can wear a VCR as a beeper.
She can roll over a dollar bill and make four quarters.
When she dances, the radio station skips a beat.
She can wear a VCR as a beeper.
She can roll over a dollar bill and make four quarters.
Posted: Mon May 29, 2006 1:37 am
Your mama is so fat...
...the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs.
...she puts mayonnaise on aspirin.
...when she was diagnosed with a flesh eating disease, the doctor gave her 13 years to live.
...she can't even jump to a conclusion.
...she has to iron her pants on the driveway.
And my favorite...
...when she dances, she makes the band skip.
...the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs.
...she puts mayonnaise on aspirin.
...when she was diagnosed with a flesh eating disease, the doctor gave her 13 years to live.
...she can't even jump to a conclusion.
...she has to iron her pants on the driveway.
And my favorite...
...when she dances, she makes the band skip.
Posted: Mon May 29, 2006 12:05 pm
Yo' mama's so fat the only reason men are attracted to her is her graviational pull...
Posted: Mon May 29, 2006 7:10 pm
Yo momma is so fat her waist size is equator!
Posted: Mon May 29, 2006 7:11 pm
Yo momma so fat shes on both side of the family.
Posted: Mon May 29, 2006 7:11 pm
Yo momma so fat her nickname is, "DAY-UM!"
Posted: Mon May 29, 2006 7:12 pm
Yo momma so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized.
Posted: Mon May 29, 2006 7:12 pm
Yo momma so fat I've known her all my life ... and I still haven't seen ALL of her!
Posted: Mon May 29, 2006 7:13 pm
Yo momma so fat, whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!