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I got a kick out of George Carlin on the Leno Show night before last. He says you can tell if you are in Heaven or Hell by the following:

In Heaven...
- the Swiss run the hotels.
- the Italians are the lovers.
- the Germans are the engineers/mechanics.
- the French are the cooks.
- the English are the police.

In Hell...
- the Swiss are the lovers.
- the Italians are the engineers/mechanics.
- the Germans are the police.
- the French run the hotels.
- the English are the cooks.

In Hell...
- There are 10 violas and only 1 tuba

In Heaven...
- There are 10 tubas and only 1 viola

Man, that is an old, old joke, but it looks like he made it more complicated. In the old version it was

Heaven:

French are the cooks
Italians are the lovers
Germans are the mechanics
English are the diplomats

Hell:

French are the diplomats
Italians are the mechanics
Germans are the lovers
English are the cooks

-Eric

the elephant wrote:You really think that He'd allow a viola into Heaven? Hmm . . .

SHE said the viola could come in because he was a lawer, too.