Posted: Thu Sep 07, 2006 11:55 am
Isn't The Elephant a movement from Carnival of The Animals?
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Posted: Thu Sep 07, 2006 3:26 pm
Winnie "The" Pooh
"The" Elephant
Posted: Thu Sep 07, 2006 4:57 pm
Smokey the Bear! Actually, it was Smokey Bear, I believe.
Posted: Thu Sep 07, 2006 5:57 pm
Posted: Fri Sep 08, 2006 12:45 am
The elephant
Posted: Mon Sep 11, 2006 9:58 pm
Q: What's gray and comes in quarts?
Posted: Mon Sep 11, 2006 10:47 pm
Brucom wrote:Q: What's gray and comes in quarts?
elephant oil.
Posted: Mon Sep 18, 2006 8:29 am
What's red and white outside and gray inside?
Campbell's Cream of Elephant Soup.
Tasty!
Campbell's Cream of Elephant Soup.
Tasty!
Posted: Mon Sep 18, 2006 11:50 am
Thought that was bad ay?
What's yellow on the outside and gray on the inside?
An elephant disguised as a banana.
What time is it when the elephant sits on the fence?
Time to fix the fence.
Sorry, Mr. The Elephant, but I just love elephant jokes.
What's yellow on the outside and gray on the inside?
An elephant disguised as a banana.
What time is it when the elephant sits on the fence?
Time to fix the fence.
Sorry, Mr. The Elephant, but I just love elephant jokes.
Posted: Mon Sep 18, 2006 6:20 pm
I'm the highway patrol, the highway patrol,
My hours are long, and my pay is low
But I'll do my best to keep you driving slow
I'm just a-doin' my job, I'm The Highway Patrol
Junior Brown, 1993
My hours are long, and my pay is low
But I'll do my best to keep you driving slow
I'm just a-doin' my job, I'm The Highway Patrol
Junior Brown, 1993
Duck
Posted: Tue Oct 17, 2006 7:31 pm
Q: What's the difference between a duck?
A: False, one of his legs is both alike.
A: False, one of his legs is both alike.
Posted: Tue Oct 17, 2006 10:36 pm
The scary thing about that little website was that one of the pop up ads was for "Luciano Pavarotti scents"Chuck(G) wrote:http://www.rathergood.com/elephants/
EEEEW!
Posted: Tue Oct 17, 2006 11:35 pm
ken k wrote:The scary thing about that little website was that one of the pop up ads was for "Luciano Pavarotti scents"
"Anyone who's ever worked with me knows that there's a reason I always keep my left arm down, and a handkerchief at the ready... "
Posted: Wed Oct 18, 2006 7:58 am
Q: What's the difference between a duck?
A: 'Cause web feet don't go no fast.
Q. What's the difference between a bowl of soup?
A. 'Cause ice cream ain't got no bones.
A: 'Cause web feet don't go no fast.
Q. What's the difference between a bowl of soup?
A. 'Cause ice cream ain't got no bones.