Posted: Tue Oct 17, 2006 12:14 am
Then the martian looked at the new chef and said: No, no! The toe jam goes between the toes!
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Posted: Tue Oct 17, 2006 12:48 am
So he flipped off the conductor, picked off the viola, gave home plate to the base trombone, and then they drank. And drank.
Posted: Tue Oct 17, 2006 12:54 am
Punch lines...
Posted: Tue Oct 17, 2006 1:37 am
Kiss you? I don't even know you!
Posted: Tue Oct 17, 2006 6:26 am
He said, "Rectum, damn near killed 'em!"
Posted: Tue Oct 17, 2006 10:17 am
Put a scratch 'n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.
Posted: Tue Oct 17, 2006 10:21 am
'Cause ice cream ain't got no bones.
Posted: Tue Oct 17, 2006 10:31 am
None, they merely change the standard to darkness and then they upgrade the customers.
Posted: Tue Oct 17, 2006 3:10 pm
"Tonight, I'm the Designated Decoy."
Posted: Tue Oct 17, 2006 7:10 pm
Because he had a chicken on the end of his dick.
punchline
Posted: Wed Oct 18, 2006 1:00 pm
That's no lady - that's my WAF.
Posted: Wed Oct 18, 2006 1:45 pm
So to the slammer you go for carrying young gulls across a stately lion for immortal porpoises.
Posted: Wed Oct 18, 2006 4:48 pm
So, one of the guys says "look at the two *** holes on the camel!". We got off to look and the light turned green!
Posted: Wed Oct 18, 2006 5:56 pm
Pay for the Pizza.
Posted: Wed Oct 18, 2006 5:56 pm
He heard the snowblower coming.
Posted: Wed Oct 18, 2006 6:02 pm
Well, let's move on to the good news. As of last weekend, North Korea has one less nuclear bomb.
Posted: Wed Oct 18, 2006 6:07 pm
"That's one!"
Posted: Wed Oct 18, 2006 6:58 pm
"I don't wanna sound like a queer or nothin, but I'd kinda like to kiss you"
Posted: Wed Oct 18, 2006 9:52 pm
I left my harp in Sam Clam's Disco!
Posted: Thu Oct 19, 2006 1:39 am
Some guys just can't tell a joke.
(Reality as well as being a punch line!)
(Reality as well as being a punch line!)