One Liners
Posted: Sat Oct 28, 2006 2:56 pm
Take my wife - please.
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Posted: Sat Oct 28, 2006 3:05 pm
Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
Posted: Sat Oct 28, 2006 8:09 pm
If all the girls who attended my High School prom were laid end to end, I wouldn't be a bit surprised.
Posted: Sat Oct 28, 2006 8:20 pm
I spilled spot remover on my dog, and now he's gone.
Posted: Sat Oct 28, 2006 9:31 pm
I'm their leader, which way did they go?
Posted: Sat Oct 28, 2006 10:58 pm
I started a business mowing lawns on the side, but I had to hire somone to mow the front and the back.
Posted: Sat Oct 28, 2006 11:09 pm
Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.
Posted: Sat Oct 28, 2006 11:09 pm
Did you ever hear about the dehydrated french man, Pierre?
Posted: Sun Oct 29, 2006 8:34 am
I reject your reality and impose my own .
Posted: Sun Oct 29, 2006 10:48 am
All your base are belong to us!
Posted: Sun Oct 29, 2006 11:17 am
Save the whales. Collect the whole set!
Posted: Sun Oct 29, 2006 12:21 pm
Help stamp out TLA !!
Posted: Sun Oct 29, 2006 12:40 pm
CYA, huh!?Teubonium wrote:Help stamp out TLA !!
Posted: Sun Oct 29, 2006 5:51 pm
They say you don't know what you've got till its gone. So I gave everything I owned away, just to see what I had....
Posted: Sun Oct 29, 2006 6:05 pm
It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal the neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.
Posted: Sun Oct 29, 2006 9:30 pm
I just replaced my muffler, and boy, am I exhausted.
I was sitting at my desk when suddenly it hit me . . . that's the last time I sit at a desk that hits me.
You can't judge a book by its cover, but you can book a judge undercover.
The way to a man's heart is through his ribcage.
I ran out of Extra Virgin Olive Oil, so I guess my dinner is just $%&#ed now.
.all original to the best of my knowledge.
I was sitting at my desk when suddenly it hit me . . . that's the last time I sit at a desk that hits me.
You can't judge a book by its cover, but you can book a judge undercover.
The way to a man's heart is through his ribcage.
I ran out of Extra Virgin Olive Oil, so I guess my dinner is just $%&#ed now.
.all original to the best of my knowledge.
Posted: Sun Oct 29, 2006 9:45 pm
NFS!windshieldbug wrote:CYA, huh!?Teubonium wrote:Help stamp out TLA !!
Posted: Mon Oct 30, 2006 2:19 pm
A rolling stone gathers momentum.
Posted: Mon Oct 30, 2006 2:34 pm
All generalizations are false, including this one.
Posted: Mon Oct 30, 2006 4:49 pm
A Rolling Stone gets no satisfaction. But it tries. And it tries. And it tries. But it can't get no satisfaction.Teubonium wrote:A rolling stone gathers momentum.