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windshieldbug
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Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them would they still grow, but only to be troubled and insecure?
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Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them would they still grow, but only to be troubled and insecure?
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Post by tubatooter1940 »

Any shmuck can get a laugh with a great joke.
Real talent is required to get a laugh with an extremely weak joke.
Examples?
I'll try one:
Hickory dickory dock,
three mice ran up the clock.
The clock struck one and the other two escaped with minor injuries.
Telling it with much gusto and blatantly lobbying for a laugh seems to help.
We pronounce it Guf Coast
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Post by tubaguy9 »

Here's a flat liner:

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:lol:
I think I might end up as a grumpy old man when I get old...
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