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....in college dorms everywhere. Pay homage by firing up the old hot plate or microwave:

http://www.phdcomics.com/comics/archive.php?comicid=807

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Momofuku_Ando

He probably didn't eat them very much. You think the McDonalds owner eats big macs or filets and such?

You think Malboro and Co. smoke as much as they want you to? Except for that awesome cowboy.

The McDonald brothers of San Bernardino and Ray Croc are both dead. The Marlboro Cowboy died of lung cancer.