Jade Goody
Posted: Fri Jan 19, 2007 4:56 pm
For you trash TV addicts. I'm getting sick of hearing huge segments on the BBC World Service dedicated to this person who is famous for being famous.


She's famous for being on Channel 4's "Celebrity Big Brother". No kidding. It's not clear that she has any talent of any sort other than being odious:Doc wrote:Who the hell is she?
Looks like some breed of cross-dresser!Chuck(G) wrote:For you trash TV addicts. I'm getting sick of hearing huge segments on the BBC World Service dedicated to this person who is famous for being famous.
I figure that it'll be just a matter of time before she shows up on American TV...Jade has admitted that she used to think horseradish came from horses. And she also did not know what asparagus was.
Spencer told Jade she's 'pretty thick' following a conversation about geography.
Drinking a glass of wine with Spencer to celebrate her 21st birthday, Jade said: "I thought Cambridge was in London. Where is it then? Is it in Kent? I knew it was in England but I thought it was in London."
When Spencer told her that Cambridge was in East Anglia, she said: "East Anglia - that's abroad!"
Adele told the housemates that she was missing her sister who was on holiday in Rio de Janeiro.
"Rio de Janeiro? In't that a person?" asked Jade.
"No, you mean Rio Ferdinand love," Adele explained.
Airline chiefs have now offered Jade free flights abroad to boost her appalling knowledge of geography.
Big Brother has told the housemates they would be provided with 'some form of stimulation' on 25th June.
PJ persuaded Jade to ask Big Brother for a game of Trivial Pursuit.
Jade said: "Woss Chiblial Pursuit? I don't know what you're talking about. Don't demand me, all right?"
Jade has also revealed the special relationship she has with her mum. She said: "I treat my mum as a mum and she treats me as a daughter."
Jade spoke to Kate about he romp with PJ: "Nothing happened but it could all be misconsumed."
Kate corrected her: "Don't you mean misconstrued?"
Complaining about her ever expanding girth, Jade said: "I was a skinny bird when I came in her but now my clothes are too thin for me."
Jade also said she thought peacocks had eyes in their feathers. She said: "You see those things, don't think I'm being daft, but them things that look like eyes, are they their real eyes?"
PJ and Alex realised she meant the 'eyes' in the birds' colourful feathers.
PJ said: "Jade, come on, I know you're a bit dizzy but..."
Alex was more blunt, saying: "How can a f***ing peacock have eyes in their f***ing feathers?"
Jade has also asked Jonny: "Do you play croquet on a horse?"
I voted and I haven't heard of her.the elephant wrote:I did not vote. I have never heard of her.
Or at the White house.Chuck(G) wrote:I figure that it'll be just a matter of time before she shows up on American TV...
I thought they already had!Chuck(G) wrote:It's not clear that she has any talent of any sort other than being odious
Mark my words: The producers of Big Brother on this side of the pond will imitiate this.
...And you've hit on the nub of the matter. The series is no more "live" than reruns of Coronation Street. The producers carefully selected the material during the editing sessions, calculated to make the biggest splash.tubiker wrote:The big one has been the perceived vitriolic racism and bullying that has happened "live" on the programme.
Don't you mean the Clinton house?finnbogi wrote:Or at the White house.Chuck(G) wrote:I figure that it'll be just a matter of time before she shows up on American TV...
cktuba wrote:Are you sure she's not famous for her huge tracts of land?
Amen...tubatooter1940 wrote:The name is easy to remember- got tig ole biddies- a yellow journalists dream. I voted I don't care.
We already have Rosie!