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Damn... I barely know what to do with four!

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bloke wrote:That's why you picked that thing in the 1st place instead of a woodwind instrument. Bass drum has even fewer valves, though.

I think the tuba picked me. I was the last kid to the bandroom and all the cool stuff was aready spoken for. .... it's the best that could have happened. I play a little sax, too... but sold my bassoon 'cause I don't have enough thumbs.

All right. I think it's time for the old question:





What do you do if the oboe catches on fire?







Hint: this thread is about bassoons (sort of).

[quote="jlbreyer"] What do you do if the oboe catches on fire?

Well.... my first inclination would be to throw on the bassoons!

Well.... my first inclination would be to throw on the bassoons!

That'd be my guess. A burning oboe would serve as great kindling for a few of them farting bedposts.