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Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2007 10:57 pm
by Dan Schultz
Part of Texas is in Mexico. 'EX'
Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 6:30 am
by Brassdad
Trying to get ready for retirement from the Corps.
Potential employment there teaching Marine Corps JROTC in Amarillo.....
Thoughts on the area?
Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 10:25 am
by windshieldbug
Doc wrote:"When you leave Amarillo, turn out the light."
Just as long as it's not "..., put the seat down."

Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 6:18 pm
by Mark
Don't forget Pantex (
http://www.pantex.com/). There is always the potential for more excitement in Amarillo than you can imagine and in only a microsecond.
Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 6:46 pm
by windshieldbug
Are NNSA hammers like NASA diapers?

Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 11:07 pm
by djwesp
About the only thing I remember from my one travel in Amarillo is how awkward the streets are downtown. They just don't make any sense and it was hard to get around in.
Well, that and how north of Amarillo, on my way to Colorado, there is literally NOTHING. The cartoons with skulls next to dirt out in the desert-ish areas isn't far from the truth.
(although caddy ranch is an interesting concept)
People that live there garner a lot of respect from me.
Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2007 10:46 am
by Bill Troiano
I was in Texas for one week when I was with the Guy Lombardo Band. I almost got the @#% kicked out of me when I was at the Ramada Inn in Amarillo because I was from New York. I was glad to get out of Texas alive. Now, my daughter is graduating college with a mus. ed. degree and is in love with a Texas music teacher (Austin). She wants to move there and teach in Texas when she graduates. Needless to say, the Mrs. and I are not happy about this move. No offense guys!
Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2007 1:59 pm
by Brassdad
schlepporello wrote:I can't remember which high school has the Marine ROTC program...
It is Caprock. That is the job I am considering. You know, 22 years in the big green gun club makes it a bit hard to run away directly.
Am trying to get out there for an interview and a look-see.
Am told that there is nothing to stop the wind once it starts....
Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2007 2:32 pm
by djwesp
Brassdad wrote:
Am told that there is nothing to stop the wind once it starts....
Doc "ain't" lying. It is windy from Amarillo to North Dakota.
We don't have any trees, any real hills.... just be glad the wind in Amarillo is warm and dry.
Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2007 6:10 pm
by Bill Troiano
Doc, I was just "funnin.'" I know there are turds in every state as turdism is not a geographic thing. We are friendly in New York, though! We say "ow ya dune" to everybody. Not that we care for an answer!
Thanks for the invite. If my daughter does move to Texas and I come to visit, I'll look you up. Then, if my 2 sons end up moving there to teach also, I might have to move there too! Like Texas needs more tuba players!
Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2007 8:43 pm
by iiipopes
A fellow cub scout father and Marine veteran told me his favorite, a take-off on a recent overnight delivery service advertisement:
Marines: when it absolutely, positively has to be destroyed overnight.
Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2007 9:38 pm
by iiipopes
Indeed.
Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2007 10:15 pm
by Brassdad
schlepporello wrote:[There's a golf course just south of Caprock's campus and a skeet and trap range just a couple of miles to the southeast of the campus.
There is also an indoor range on the school grounds capable of handling .22 cal rifles....I'd be coaching the rifle team as well as teaching.

Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 10:08 pm
by Mark
the elephant wrote:All joking aside, I would live there. It is a very nice community full of some very nice people (Schlep being an excellent example). It is isolated, but that is perfectly okay by me. But it is a little "scalped" looking if you are used to living in the Pine Belt, however . . .
And if you absolutely need trees, you can do what a lot of folks in that part of Texas do... buy a cabin near a ski resort in New Mexico or Colorado. On a clear day you might be able to see your cabin from Amarillo.
Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 10:15 pm
by Mark
Doc wrote:There's not a tree between there and Canada.
When I was a kid, I lived in Borger and my family had a farm near Gruver. There was still a SAC base in Amarillo then and the lack of trees was apparently too tempting for the B-52 pilots heading north. I remember more than one occasion when a B-52 flew over the farm so low that I'm sure the windmills turned faster.
Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2007 2:58 am
by Chuck(G)
Since you're from Amarillo, Wayne, do you eat at the Big Texan Steak Ranch? Ever finished one of the 72-ouncers?

Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2007 3:51 pm
by Rick Denney
Bill Troiano wrote:I was in Texas for one week when I was with the Guy Lombardo Band. I almost got the @#% kicked out of me when I was at the Ramada Inn in Amarillo because I was from New York. I was glad to get out of Texas alive. Now, my daughter is graduating college with a mus. ed. degree and is in love with a Texas music teacher (Austin). She wants to move there and teach in Texas when she graduates. Needless to say, the Mrs. and I are not happy about this move. No offense guys!
Weeeeelll, I can think of a few places in New York where the risks are higher.
The Texas music education system is about the best there is (which isn't saying much), and Austin is far more cosmopolitan than Amarillo (though you can get in trouble there, too). I think you and the Mrs should be looking forward to it. For one thing, you'll have a good vacation destination in the dead of winter that's a bit less cliche than Florida.
Rick "who has been able to make detailed comparisons between Texas and New York" Denney
Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2007 3:53 pm
by Rick Denney
Doc wrote:Brassdad wrote:
Am told that there is nothing to stop the wind once it starts....
There's not a tree between there and Canada.
Doc
Nay, there's no tree between Amarillo and the North Pole. Maybe even southern Siberia. Those arctic air masses can swoop down on North Texas and do a number for a few days, though they only last a few days and then relative mildness returns.
Rick "ready for Spring" Denney
Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2007 4:00 pm
by Rick Denney
Chuck(G) wrote:Since you're from Amarillo, Wayne, do you eat at the Big Texan Steak Ranch? Ever finished one of the 72-ouncers?

I bet I've eaten there as often as Schlep. It really is a tourist joint, right on I-40. I'll bet the local avoid it or only go there when trying to impress out-of-town guests.
I've never attempted the challenge and wouldn't dream of doing so. I have the money for a normal steak, and can't see making myself nauseated on purpose.
Rick "who ate there once right after coming quite close to being a tornado statistic on northbound I-27 about 8 miles south of town" Denney
Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 12:25 am
by LoyalTubist
I never tried it because I didn't want to pay over fifty bucks for the mistake of not being able to finish it.
By the way, I went to grad school in Texas. As a dyed-in-the-wool native Californian, I have nothing to say but nice things about Texas. The public education system is fantastic. I shoulda stayed (maybe I would be still married to my first wife.)
