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Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2007 10:41 pm
by Chuck(G)
The way I heared it, it was two viola players.
Posted: Fri Mar 16, 2007 1:08 pm
by windshieldbug
Chuck(G) wrote:The way I heared it, it was two viola players.
... and the first one says to the other, "You!? Since you stopped showing up, I was hoping I'd get to keep your viola!"
Posted: Fri Mar 16, 2007 1:24 pm
by Chuck(G)
windshieldbug wrote:Chuck(G) wrote:The way I heared it, it was two viola players.
... and the first one says to the other, "You!? Since you stopped showing up, I was hoping I'd get to keep your viola!"
He had to check his notes first--you know, the one that says "Right hand: bow, left hand: fiddle".
Posted: Fri Mar 16, 2007 1:44 pm
by windshieldbug
Chuck(G) wrote:windshieldbug wrote:Chuck(G) wrote:The way I heared it, it was two viola players.
... and the first one says to the other, "You!? Since you stopped showing up, I was hoping I'd get to keep your viola!"
He had to check his notes first--you know, the one that says "Right hand: bow, left hand: fiddle".
Viola music only HAS two notes...
Posted: Fri Mar 16, 2007 3:16 pm
by windshieldbug
Greg wrote:Better be careful.... If you keep posting like that you may end up the victim of a horrible tragedy. Maybe something like a drive-by viola solo...
... that van with the thumping bass! Is that
Harold in Italy I hear!? (it's like a train wreck; you know it's coming, but there's still nothing you can do about it!
)
Posted: Fri Mar 23, 2007 3:18 pm
by Chuck Jackson
A viola player went to a piano recital. The last number on the program was "Fur Elise" by Beethoven. At the conclusion, the viola player went up to the pianist and complimented him on his "trill" at the beginning of the Beethoven.
Posted: Fri Mar 23, 2007 4:59 pm
by Mark
the elephant wrote:windshieldbug wrote:Viola music only HAS two notes...
Yep. Up Bow and Down Bow. That about covers it.
No! No! No!
If there are 10 violists, there will be 10 different notes coming from the viola section.
Posted: Fri Mar 23, 2007 6:13 pm
by Chuck(G)
This thread has to be some sort of revenge on the string section. Like one of the viola players asking me at a post-concert bash: "And do you play a musical instrument?"
And one of the violins saying "
You were the one that did that arrangement? But you play the tuba!"
We all struggle with our stereotypes, don't we?
Posted: Fri Mar 23, 2007 6:17 pm
by windshieldbug
Chuck(G) wrote:one of the viola players asking me at a post-concert bash: "And do you play a musical instrument?"
(The viola stereotype must be tough...
)
Posted: Sat Mar 24, 2007 8:44 am
by tbn.al
bloke wrote:The string players play-and-play-and play...and do so sublimely.
The sound of a well played viola is food for the soul. Unfortunately my community orchestra playing soul stays pretty starved.