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Is Paris Hilton too pretty for prison?

Posted: Sat May 12, 2007 6:11 pm
by TubaRay
http://music.yahoo.com/promos/topevents/
Unbelievable!(shaking my head)

Posted: Sat May 12, 2007 6:49 pm
by GC
She may not be by the time she gets out.

Paris Hilton

Posted: Sat May 12, 2007 7:25 pm
by TubaRay
GC wrote:She may not be by the time she gets out.
Good point! I also have to wonder how many people have checked into the Hilton.

Re: Paris Hilton

Posted: Sat May 12, 2007 9:40 pm
by BVD Press
bluemusic1 wrote:
...they checked in and quickly got. Guess the facilities were a bit used!

but open 24/7.

Paris Hilton

Posted: Sat May 12, 2007 11:21 pm
by TubaRay
tubashaman wrote:and what does this have to do with tuba (off topic events section), but yes she is too hot
Probably should have been Off Topic. Sorry about that.

Paris Hilton

Posted: Sat May 12, 2007 11:26 pm
by TubaRay
And now, in fact, it is in Off Topic. Magic.
:) :oops: :!:

Posted: Sat May 12, 2007 11:53 pm
by iiipopes
Woah! Step back a moment: it isn't state prison she's looking at; it's county jail. More like the old song "Thirty Days In The Hole" (or more like forty-five for her).

The jailers will take good care of her because they won't want to risk any civil rights lawsuits, either from the conduct of the jail staff or the way other inmates treat her.

Granted, she'll be in a jail jumpsuit instead of haute couture, and eating SOS instead of, well, you get the picture, but in the grand scheme of things in some ways it's small potatoes compared to hard time for a felony.

But it is important nevertheless. People forget that insurance does not cover accidents while a person is driving without a valid license. So if anything had happened while she was driving without a valid license, she would have not only violated a lot more laws, but would have been personally responsible for any money damages she caused, without the benefit of liability insurance.

My wife got rear ended a couple of years ago from an uninsured motorist. We just now got reimbursement for the property damage deductible of our own policy after our insurance company got it out of the driver at fault through subrogation. It will be at least another couple of years before we get a conclusion on her personal injuries.

Paris Hilton should do every day of the forty-five days to think about these larger issues.

Posted: Sun May 13, 2007 12:59 am
by windshieldbug
iiipopes wrote:My wife got rear ended a couple of years ago
Braggart! And people talk about Paris' lack of decorum! :shock: :oops:

Re: Paris Hilton

Posted: Sun May 13, 2007 3:15 am
by pulseczar
bluemusic1 wrote:
TubaRay wrote:
GC wrote:She may not be by the time she gets out.
Good point! I also have to wonder how many people have checked into the Hilton.

...they checked in and quickly got. Guess the facilities were a bit used!
When in doubt, ..............!

Posted: Sun May 13, 2007 8:56 am
by iiipopes
I guess I deserve that. :)

Where's the other petition?

Posted: Sun May 13, 2007 10:38 am
by Kevin Hendrick
Just read the article ... so where's the petition to double her sentence? :roll:
tubashaman wrote:... she is too hot
Ah, yes, I see -- the "h" is silent, right? :lol:
iiipopes wrote:... like the old song "Thirty Days In The Hole" ...
Very apropos ... :wink:

Posted: Sun May 13, 2007 3:25 pm
by Doug@GT
iiipopes wrote:
Paris Hilton should ... think ...
That sounds a bit excessive for her.

Paris Hilton

Posted: Sun May 13, 2007 3:44 pm
by TubaRay
Doug@GT wrote:
iiipopes wrote: Paris Hilton should ... think ...
That sounds a bit excessive for her.
Excessive--no. New--yes.

Posted: Sun May 13, 2007 4:01 pm
by MartyNeilan
knuxie wrote:Just Off Topic, Shaman...anything goes, but religion and politics. Paris is legal fodder here.
But...
Girls like Paris Hilton are DEFINITELY against my religion (and most other mainstream world religions for that matter :roll: )
AND
I would vote out of office immediately any politician who gave her a pardon just for being Paris Hilton, and I am sure so would many others of all political persuasions.

Re: Is Paris Hilton too pretty for prison?

Posted: Sun May 13, 2007 11:24 pm
by Rick Denney
TubaRay wrote:http://music.yahoo.com/promos/topevents/
Unbelievable!(shaking my head)
The question I have, Ray, is how you came upon this information. Is this what you've been googling lately?

Rick "hiding" Denney

Re: Is Paris Hilton too pretty for prison?

Posted: Mon May 14, 2007 8:35 am
by TubaRay
Rick Denney wrote:
TubaRay wrote:http://music.yahoo.com/promos/topevents/
Unbelievable!(shaking my head)
The question I have, Ray, is how you came upon this information. Is this what you've been googling lately?
Rick "hiding" Denney
An excellent question, Rick. The link was up on MSN front page, if I remember correctly. Also, it is difficult these days to avoid some of this cr*p.

Posted: Tue May 15, 2007 5:27 am
by LoyalTubist
I never thought Paris Hilton was that pretty... prison might give her character.

Martha Stewart is a very beautiful woman (IMHO) and she is just as beautiful now, maybe moreso, than she was before prison.

Posted: Tue May 15, 2007 6:48 am
by Brassdad
iiipopes wrote:My wife got rear ended a couple of years ago
I hope I'll never get hit, in the rreeeeeeeaaaaaaaaarr again!

Posted: Tue May 15, 2007 1:22 pm
by iiipopes
And now, for the latest chapter of BS in the saga:

http://www.topix.net/content/cbs/168726 ... 1412881066

Someone is suing her in civil court for something completely unrelated (probably no big deal that will eventually settle -- as we all know, the more famous or infamous the individual, the more people tend to sue them for any reason or no reason at all). The kicker is that a psychiatrist actually filed a report with the civil court that due to the mental stress that Paris Hilton is enduring over the jail sentence, she is too "distraught" and unable to testify in the civil suit.

Again, in a "former life," I found the common room of a county jail to be a great place to set up for a deposition or for preserving testimony -- perfect security.

A more recent Eagles's song comes to mind from their last tour:
"Get Over It."

Posted: Tue May 15, 2007 2:40 pm
by Rick Denney
Scooby Tuba wrote:I hear TubaRay is "too pretty" for prison... :lol:
You heard wrong.

Rick "even when accompanied by banjos" Denney