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You gotta love this guy's description!!!
"Mother said that she's going to make me get a job if I don't start making some money. So I'm selling her crappy phone. It sounds like a fire drill and looks like It was designed by Liberace and Robo cop, and then passed through the digestive track of the borg. Don't get me wrong, just because it's a ugly peice of crap doesn't mean you shouldn't buy it for a lot of money. I may trade for an autographed picture of William Shatner, but I'm not sure about that.

You can't tell by looking at the picture but It has a hint of Virgina Slims menthal and denture adhesive. Only serious inquiries please."
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?Vi ... 0120334426

How are the valves?

Since I have been busting this guy's chops in public, I figured I would do the decent thing and contact him privately. He didn't seem to mind that I posted the link here. It turns out that he is an accomplished musician and emailed me this picture, which he said I could put up so people know he is for real:

Ugliest telephone?

This one. It's why they started making cell phones!

This guy just posted a VIDEO of the phone. I don't quite get the cat thing, though.