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Fast Food in Vietnam - - Vietnamese Style

Posted: Sat Jun 02, 2007 12:42 pm
by LoyalTubist
Tonight I gave a couple of private lessons at my apartment, so my wife went out with a friend to do some shopping and drinking. I told my wife to bring me back a hamburger or a hot dog and a big bottle of Coke (big ones are only 1.5 liters here).

She came back with two torpedo shaped sandwiches.

"There you go, Bill... Two hot dogs."

Yes, they were on hot dog buns. But when I bit into them, it wasn't a hot dog. It was a submarine sandwich--several types of cold cuts with mayonnaise, oil, and mustard. It wasn't bad but it wasn't a hot dog.

Another time I went to a street vendor who was selling hamburgers for 5,000 dong (about 30 cents). I bought one, expecting the worst--maybe ground rat. But what I got was a submarine sandwich on a sesame seed hamburger bun.

Sandwich names have to do with the kind of bread they are served on and not the meat that goes on them. You could put a hot dog on a hamburger bun and it would be called a hamburger. Consequently if you put a hamburger on a hot dog roll, it would be a hot dog.

On one trip to a local hamburger chain (actually South Korean--Lotteria), I ordered in English (as I don't know Vietnamese) and I translated the names of the various items as I would know them in English.

"I want a chicken sandwich and a large Pepsi, please." (In Vietnamese, chicken sandwich is bo ga ga, which means "chicken burger.")

"Oh, I'm sorry, sir. We don't sell sandwiches... just burgers."

The word "sandwich," to the Vietnamese, refers to sandwich style white bread--Wonder Bread style!!!

Posted: Sun Jun 03, 2007 1:45 am
by LoyalTubist
I just thought...

What if you wanted a slice of ham in a hamburger bun?

Wade, I got a case of cold Number 1 in the fridge, waitin' for ya.

Posted: Sun Jun 03, 2007 1:58 am
by Chuck(G)
Can you get any of this stuff in Vietnam?

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Posted: Sun Jun 03, 2007 2:01 am
by LoyalTubist
Hey, that's freezin' here...

When it gets down to 75º they put on sweaters.

When it gets to 70º they wear gloves.

At 65º they wear hooded parkas.

60º and they close the schools. But they still wear their sandals without socks and take the sandals off before stepping on the cold floor.

The refrigerator works fine now.

Posted: Sun Jun 03, 2007 2:06 am
by LoyalTubist
We get all of that, but most of it gets here by way of Guam (U.S.A.)

We also get a toothpaste called Hynos. I have a tube of it in the bathroom right now:



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Only 5,000 dong a tube--less than 30 cents.