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Poem about the inter-web

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I need some internet themes that I can use in a poem.

So far I have: Trolls, Spam, A Series of Tubes, Viral Videos,

Have any other ideas?
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Now, a TubeNet poster named Bingo
Wanted some rhyming Web lingo
He begged for a heap,
But got nary a peep;
His poems should've rhymed, but didnt.
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Here it is

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What started as a sapling has now grown beyond bounds,
Some spiders thought it wouldn’t take, thought it was simply a fad,
But now it’s leaves stretch far out and it’s roots are secured in the ground.

And the spiders are rushing, rushing to gather it’s delicious fruit,
At the same time expanding it’s leaves, strengthening it’s branches,
Making it’s placement in their culture absolute.

But monumental plants like this always come with some pests,
Trolls and Sapsuckers roam about spreading false
Promises to the spiders, making them stressed.

Yet the spiders fight back, building huge walls of fire
Around their huts and webs, ridding their tree of the pests.
The spiders know that this fire does not harm their tree, but makes it grow higher.

Higher and higher! The tree continues to grow,
The spiders worship it now, they devote their entire lives
To contributing to the success of this tree, now it’s fruit glows

With the light. Yes! The light that teaches anyone
Who seeks it, anyone who wants it. Even in the
Darkness of night, it shines like the midnight sun.

The question ‘what will become of it?’ has yet to be unfurled,
But with the spiders support it will continues to grow,
With their webs now stretching all across the world.

:roll:

Waddaya think?
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Re: Here it is

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jbaylies wrote:Waddaya think?
Homework sucks. :P
Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them would they still grow, but only to be troubled and insecure?
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windshieldbug wrote:
jbaylies wrote:Waddaya think?
Homework sucks. :P
That's why I do it as quickly as possible, and never look back.
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I hate poetry.
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Dr. Seuss writes poetry.
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Post by SRanney »

Chuck(G) wrote:Now, a TubeNet poster named Bingo
Wanted some rhyming Web lingo
He begged for a heap,
But got nary a peep;
His poems should've rhymed, but didnt.
I LOVE this one!

I literally LOL'd on this one!

SR
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