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Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 2:21 am
by SplatterTone
The Bristol University team found that the levels of alertness among those who drank coffee were almost the same as those who had drunk none.
Yeah. But did they take those who can't find it with both hands in the morning until they have had coffee and compare with coffee and without coffee? A good test would be to have them saw the wood for a dog house and see how many mistakes are made. You've heard: Measure twice, cut once. I can say from experience, without caffeine it's measure twice cut once; measure a third time and
maybe get it right.
She began her coffee binge last Wednesday after getting only five hours' sleep the previous night.
What a wimp. That's what I get most nights.
Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 12:01 pm
by Albertibass
did she pose for that picture after the incident?? and are they considering some sorta 12 step program for her? i dont know if she can handle it.
Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 10:56 pm
by windshieldbug
Just like everything else in life; if you can't handle your drinks, give it to someone else who can!

Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2007 11:41 am
by dwaskew
Caffeine toxicity may be mistaken for bipolar disorder. Symptoms include: chattiness, repetitive thought and action (resembling obsessive compulsive disorder, OCD), restlessness, psychomotor agitation, alternating moods, anger, impulsiveness, aggression, omnipotence, delirium, buying sprees, lack of sexual inhibition, and loss of values.
This explains a lot..........

Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2007 11:53 am
by windshieldbug
dwaskew wrote:This explains a lot..........


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Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2007 11:59 am
by dwaskew
from the ocd-ness I obviously only have through the absorption of coffee

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Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2007 12:01 pm
by Dean E
I prepared for a college algebra final exam by having about six cups of coffee immediately before entering the classroom.
Good for alertness, but mission impossible for my young bladder.
The instructor permitted no one to leave the room for any reason until the test had been handed in.
Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2007 12:12 pm
by windshieldbug
dwaskew wrote:from the ocd-ness I obviously only have through the absorption of coffee

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Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2007 10:36 am
by dwaskew
actually, I think it more directly relates to School of Music administrators...........but maybe I think that because I'm stuck in faculty meetings....
nah....
Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2007 8:23 pm
by SplatterTone
I prepared for a college algebra final exam by having about six cups of coffee.
Bad. Bad. The correct liquid is ethanol. That is how I aced Organic Chemistry at University of Tulsa (Petroleum Engineering school and a bitch of a course). Every test was taken with my Quick Trip car cup topped off with bourbon, water, and ice. You do not want to be revved up for a test. You want to be M-E-L-L-O-W.
Test takers take heed.
Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2007 11:10 pm
by windshieldbug