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[quote="bloke"][b]DOOR TO THE SHOP UNLOCKED[/b])

Out in the boondocks with minimal cell towers (and I am in a [b]metal[/b] building), he calls me on my CELL PHONE , doesn't get an answer, ASSUMES that I'm not there , and drives all the way back home without his horn . [/quote]



(If there was only a smiley of laughing so hard rolling on the ground, or laughing so hard the eyes start watering)

Oh, that's just too much!

And make sure you chat for at least 30 minutes. Then buy a bottle of valve oil and leave.

Perhaps he was afraid that since you didn't answer, gangstas had followed you from the city, and you might be inside tied up or worse... don't snitch, and fer sure don't get involved!

the elephant wrote:

iiipopes wrote:If there was only a smiley of laughing so hard rolling on the ground, or laughing so hard the eyes start watering

Have you noticed that I keep answering your personal picture requests lately? Like three or four times. Weird . . .

Or are you just making fun of me?

Hey, elephant -- Thanks!

the elephant wrote:New Coke sucked.

At least Max wasn't eaten by a beer...

A few years back I recall an article in one of the car magazines. it seems this writer for the magazine had left a store and there was a young woman standing next to her car, which was next to his, crying. he asked her what was wrong and if he could help her. It seems the battery in her car's remote had died and no longer would open the locked door. She did not realize that she could open the car door with the actual key.....

ken k

He probably saw that snake curled up in front of the screen door. This demonstrates what a bunch of weenies french horn players are.

A tuba player would have stomped on the snake, taken a couple of beers out of the cooler in the trunk, made a fire, roasted and ate the snake and then hurled the empty beer bottles at the door to get your attention!

bloke wrote:

tofu wrote:He probably saw that snake curled up in front of the screen door. This demonstrates what a bunch of weenies french horn players are.

A tuba player would have stomped on the snake, taken a couple of beers out of the cooler in the trunk, made a fire, roasted and ate the snake and then hurled the empty beer bottles at the door to get your attention!

' not particularly appetizing...

Yeah - but that tuba player's version of a enema will clean you out!