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one of my all-time favorites, from the mens' room of an old mansion turned music building turned architecture building...

There was a young woman from Sparta
Who was a magnificent farta
She could fart anything
From God Save The Queen
To Beethoven's Moonlight Sonarta

Here's one of my family's favorites!

There once was a hermit named Dave
Who kept a dead whore in his cave
His friends call him a nitwit
But he didn't give a spit ( )
Think of the money he saved


It literally took me ten years to figure that one out.

From Boston to Chi to LA
I never met one that was gay
but with a swish of his hips
and a pucker of lips
he said "It is the trumpet I plaaaaaaay-haaaaay."

So now TubeNet = Men's Room wall!?

(Quick, call Senator Craig! The next big thing will be tapping!!)

There once was a young man named Rex
With a dimunitive organ of sex
When charged with exposure,
He replied with composure:
"De minimus non curat lex!"
(The law does not concern itself with trifles)

windshieldbug wrote:The next big thing will be tapping

Been there, done that!

There once was a thread on TubeNet
Which locking for sure it would get
When Schlep or Sean sees it
They'll say "holy Jesus"
and remove it with quickness, I bet.

Tubaryan12 wrote:There once was a thread on TubeNet
Which locking for sure it would get
When Schlep or Sean sees it
They'll say "holy Jesus"
and remove it with quickness, I bet.

Thank you. Well played!

A lady from far Pago Pago
was bothered by bouts of lumbago;
She said, "back in the day,
The piano I'd play,
But those days are now much too longago ... "

I won't be considered a chump
while browsing the web on my rump!
The jokes on this forum --
I just can't ignore 'em !!--
I thought that they needed a BUMP!!