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One of Life's Mysteries Solved?
Posted: Sun Dec 30, 2007 2:30 am
by Chuck Jackson
I pulled out one of my dresser drawers tonight and found three socks that I have been missing for a year or so. Is anyone else thinking the same thing I am?
Chuck
Re: One of Life's Mysteries Solved?
Posted: Sun Dec 30, 2007 11:37 am
by windshieldbug
Chuck Jackson wrote:I pulled out one of my dresser drawers tonight and found three socks that I have been missing for a year or so. Is anyone else thinking the same thing I am?
Yes... the dryer must hide behind your dresser drawers!
Congrats
Posted: Sun Dec 30, 2007 11:38 am
by Tubaing
Congrats! [Sincere]
I know it's a great feeling to find long lost socks.
Posted: Sun Dec 30, 2007 12:08 pm
by MaryAnn
Hmmm. A threesome? Isn't that illegal in some states?
Were there any little socks back there with them? Make sure you didn't inadvertently cause the abandonment of offspring not yet old enough to fend for itself.
MA
Posted: Sun Dec 30, 2007 12:13 pm
by windshieldbug
MaryAnn wrote:Hmmm. A threesome?
When it's socks, it's called an "aw Pair"
Posted: Sun Dec 30, 2007 3:55 pm
by iiipopes
...Nah, I'm not going there.
Posted: Sun Dec 30, 2007 4:07 pm
by OldsRecording
I've always believed that single socks and ball-point pens go to some mysterious place that is, as well, the point of origin for wire hangers. My closet is always full of wire hangers, even though I haven't been to the dry cleaners in years, but damned if I can find a pen ANYWHERE even though I know for a fact that easily a hundred pens have passed through my house over the years.
Posted: Sun Dec 30, 2007 4:27 pm
by jhedrick
OldsRecording wrote:I've always believed that single socks and ball-point pens go to some mysterious place that is, as well, the point of origin for wire hangers. My closet is always full of wire hangers, even though I haven't been to the dry cleaners in years, but damned if I can find a pen ANYWHERE even though I know for a fact that easily a hundred pens have passed through my house over the years.
On the other hand, Zaphod Beebelbrox amassed a huge fortune selling second-hand biros (ball point pens)
Posted: Sun Dec 30, 2007 4:40 pm
by windshieldbug
jhedrick wrote:On the other hand, Zaphod Beebelbrox amassed a huge fortune selling second-hand biros (ball point pens)
But he always kept his towel handy!
Posted: Mon Dec 31, 2007 10:14 am
by OldsRecording
windshieldbug wrote:jhedrick wrote:On the other hand, Zaphod Beebelbrox amassed a huge fortune selling second-hand biros (ball point pens)
But he always kept his towel handy!
Oh, go have a couple Pan-Galactic Gargle Blasters, willya?
Posted: Mon Dec 31, 2007 12:07 pm
by windshieldbug
"So long! And thanks for all the fish!"
Posted: Mon Dec 31, 2007 2:28 pm
by OldsRecording
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so.
Posted: Mon Dec 31, 2007 2:50 pm
by windshieldbug
There is no force in the universe more powerful than nothing.
Posted: Tue Jan 01, 2008 6:13 pm
by The Jackson
Just make sure you don't divide by zero.
