"Never trust a man who owns a pig farm."

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windshieldbug
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"six Vancouver prostitutes whose bodies he fed to pigs on his farm." So if you eat pork, you may have commited indirect cannibalism, yourself! :shock:
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windshieldbug wrote:"six Vancouver prostitutes whose bodies he fed to pigs on his farm." So if you eat pork, you may have commited indirect cannibalism, yourself! :shock:
Just great! Now we can catch trichanosis AND chlamidia! :shock: :lol:
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Re: "Never trust a man who owns a pig farm."

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Brick Top wrote: And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pi$$head. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig sh--, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig".
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wow, sort of a cross between Jack the Ripper and Sweeney Todd....

I guess he was just trying to rid the town of the hookers....

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I you buy a wood chipper you can feed the hogs or anyone else peopleburgers. :twisted:
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