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Hmmm, my choice is not there. I'm going to *stimulate* my money market account and deposit it. Since my wife is going to retire this year, we need to save our $$.

My wife and I are saving ours for a rainy, particularly that rainy day when we are living under an overpass when we are senior citizens because the country doesn't care about it's elderly, and have to buy a days supply of our heart medication. Or not. I understand dog food is getting tastier by the minute. All honesty aside, the money is getting put in our joint IRA.

Chuck

I think I'll brew up a batch of "Rebate Rye" Red Ale or maybe Deficit Dark Mild to celebrate or maybe just buy a six-pack of .

If things go as I hope, I'll be relocating permanently to Wayne and the missus and I will use the "free" money as part of our down payment on a house.

I am not at all convinced it is on the way. I'll believe it only when I am able to deposit to my savings account.

Well, now I won't have to rob Peter to pay Paul in rendering unto the property tax Caesar.

I plan on getting my stimulatin' in a dark corner, as any "proper" person would do...

windshieldbug wrote:I plan on getting my stimulatin' in a dark corner, as any "proper" person would do...

"In the booth in the back in the corner in the dark", as Flip Wilson put it?

I'm gonna use mine to replace the crappy fiberglass shower/tub insert that has cracked and caused the floor joists underneath to rot and ruined the ceiling of the kitchen below it . Getting the wife a nice big garden tub to soak in and do a remodel of the floor covering and the walls as well.. I hope my check will cover it !!

We all know I voted for the "buy it now" on the Selman....but in reality, its going toward putting a new roof on the house. Between that and the tax return my wife insists on getting we'll have enough.

boring I know... I'll pay off my credit card debt. Maybe I'll donate the rest to helping Josh move the wife to Wayne, Nebraska.

It's not enough. So I'm going to use it to buy guy to drive to the polling place to vote for the candidate that will steal even more money and give it to me...

wait.

no.

That doesn't narrow the choice down at all.

Doug "'free' money is the opiate of the masses"

I'm going to use mine as a down payment on the "Red Neck All American Dream"..........A 2 story mobile home

Naptown Tuba wrote:I'm going to use mine as a down payment on the "Red Neck All American Dream"..........A 2 story mobile home

Now, a mobile home with a basement would be cool...

Don't laugh: when I was working for a finance company a few years ago, one line of business they got into was the financing of manufactured and modular housing. Yes, you can purchase them. You can also purchase modular homes as a pick-and-choose out of catalogs, kind of like oversized lego sets: you pick your rooms and how you'd like them to fit together, pour a foundation, and they are delivered by truck, set in place, bolted together, including things like the electrical plugged together between rooms and water/gas/sewer hooked up at pre made joints, and the utilities lines are hooked up.

Be careful what you ask for: you may receive it in abundance.

1 chicken
2 chickens
3 chickens...

lgb&dtuba wrote:

1 chicken
2 chickens
3 chickens...

... in every pot? (or are you just "egging us on"?)

I'm going to use mine to pay for that trip to BLOKEFEST.

MA

MaryAnn wrote:I'm going to use mine to pay for that trip to BLOKEFEST.

MA

Remember to bring your swim fins to hunt for "cellphones in the pond"

Kevin Hendrick wrote:

lgb&dtuba wrote:

1 chicken
2 chickens
3 chickens...

... in every pot? (or are you just "egging us on"?)

Stop cracking Yokes! It's a fowl trick.