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Posted: Sat Mar 08, 2008 7:26 pm
by SplatterTone
I'll bet it is because fat guys wearing bikinis and posing with tubas appeals to a VERY limited market. But if the photos include at least one puppy, then it should sell. People will buy any calendar with pictues for puppies. Tubas and puppies. WOW! What a concept. And you heard it here first.
Tuba Calendar
Posted: Sat Mar 08, 2008 7:28 pm
by TubaRay
SplatterTone wrote:Tubas and puppies. WOW! What a concept. And you heard it here first.
Well, I've played tubas which I thought were dogs. Does that count?
Posted: Sat Mar 08, 2008 7:30 pm
by The Jackson
SplatterTone wrote:Tubas and puppies.
That reminds me of the old awkward silence-breaker:
What's the only thing worse than finding a puppy in a tuba?
Finding a tuba in a puppy.
Posted: Sat Mar 08, 2008 9:58 pm
by tubatom91
This is a good idea, but I'm a little too lazy (and uneducated on how to make a calender) to do it myself.
Posted: Sat Mar 08, 2008 10:59 pm
by The Jackson
schlepporello wrote:He tends to get the mouthpiece all slobbery.
He's already qualified!
Posted: Sun Mar 09, 2008 12:21 am
by windshieldbug
schlepporello wrote:He tends to get the mouthpiece all slobbery.
CC or BBb !?
Posted: Sun Mar 09, 2008 11:36 am
by windshieldbug
... probably about to remark about the nail hole in the bell...
Posted: Sun Mar 09, 2008 2:41 pm
by OldsRecording
schlepporello wrote:Well, she probably hadn't noticed it.
I know I hadn't...
Posted: Sun Mar 09, 2008 2:45 pm
by windshieldbug
Priorities are priorities. First the lady,
then the tuba. I hadn't even
noticed the fountain or the statue until Elephant brought it up
Posted: Sun Mar 09, 2008 2:48 pm
by John Caves
Can he circular breathe?
Posted: Sun Mar 09, 2008 4:17 pm
by OldsRecording
schlepporello wrote:OldsRecording wrote:schlepporello wrote:Well, she probably hadn't noticed it.
I know I hadn't...
Yeah, yeah. I know.
You were trying to look at the clockwork springs.
Yeah. The springs. That's it. Damn those black rectangles, anyway.
Posted: Mon Mar 10, 2008 1:49 am
by SplatterTone
For a tuba calendar, I think this might be a little more realistic. Plus you have the bonus of
NO BLACK RECTANGLES (hubba hubba)
Posted: Mon Mar 10, 2008 3:32 pm
by OldsRecording
schlepporello wrote:Great. Now I have
THOSE images burned into my head.
Gonna have to butcher a pig to purge myself.
Now, I am going to have to gouge out my mind's eye.