A B-day Quandary

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ZNC Dandy
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Post by ZNC Dandy »

Happy Birthday! I shall raise a little plastic goat in your honor tonight. I would pop in one of my favorite movies drink a few beers and enjoy my time by myself. Or you could shave your cats...that sounds like a winner, go with that. Have a great rest of the day!
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I may find myself on my own for the Easter weekend. I will eat too much, watch too much TV, and spend too much time on the Internet. Maybe even get some sleep while I am at it. And, I will love every second of it!
I haven't done "nothing" in so long I hope I don't forget how to do it! :wink:
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Happy Birthday, Wade! The "pizza and DVD" sounds like a plan to me ... 8)
the elephant wrote:I could shave my cats bald.
Ahhh, "nobody told you that you shouldn't shave the kitty", eh? :lol:

("Rowan & Martin's Laugh-In" reference, for those too young to remember :wink: )
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Post by ZNC Dandy »

bloke wrote:duh.

Put off your birthday until Sunday when you can celebrate (etc.)

What BETTER excuse for delaying the aging process...??

...besides, you're not a jack-*** like Spits-turds. Did you hear or see that four-miles-over-the-top speech that the pompous *** made?
I did,what a douchebag.
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ZNC Dandy wrote:
bloke wrote:...besides, you're not a jack-*** like Spits-turds. Did you hear or see that four-miles-over-the-top speech that the pompous *** made?
I did,what a douchebag.
Hey, no reason to insult douche bags!
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Wait until Friday night. Then repeat Saturday. Then do the extended coda version. :shock: :D

Happy Birthday!!!
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My birthday present upcoming will be a visit to the doctor, where because of the threshold I am crossing, the examination will require a new level of unspeakable indignities.

Eating pizza and watching a movie I've seen 12 times before sounds pretty appealing by comparison.

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Adding insult to injury ...

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Rick Denney wrote:Rick "you are putting WHAT, WHERE?" Denney
"... and I'm paying you to inflict that on me?" :shock:
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Kevin Hendrick wrote:
Rick Denney wrote:Rick "you are putting WHAT, WHERE?" Denney
"... and I'm paying you to inflict that on me?" :shock:
Unfortunately, it's better than the alternative... :shock:
Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them would they still grow, but only to be troubled and insecure?
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Post by tubatooter1940 »

Happy birthday, Wade.
We hope you live a million years.
We hope you drink a billion beers.
Get plastered you... birthday boy.
Happy birthday to you.
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Post by bearphonium »

Wade, Happy 39th(again) Birthday! Our tradition is to celebrate birthdays all month, so March is your birthday MONTH. Mine too.
Rick, me too, only its scheduled for April, so as not to despoil the birthday MONTH.

I am currently in the doghouse for not coming up with what I want to do for my 50th B-Day celebration. I don't like parties and such, and my suggestion of "lots of trinkets for my motorcycle, a new mouthpiece and another flowery shirt with pineapples and motorcycles on it, a steak dinner and lemon cake" hasn't gone very far. I'll be working on my birthday, and sleeping when I'm done working, so the party would be really short.

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