St. Paddy's Partiers

OldsRecording · Post by **OldsRecording** » Fri Mar 14, 2008 2:31 pm

There are three different kinds of people who party on St. Patrick's Day:

1) Those who drink green beer and sing "The Unicorn Song"

2) Those who drink Guinness (or Smithwick's), sing "A Nation Once Again" and laugh at those who drink green beer and sing "The Unicorn Song"

3) Those who drink Bushmill's, sing "The Rising of the Moon" and wait in the parking lot for those who drink green beer and sing "The Unicorn Song"

Then I suppose there is a fourth catergory:

4) Those who drink Wild Irish Rose, sing "My Wild Irish Rose" and don't give a damn whether it's actually St Patrick's Day or not.

windshieldbug · Post by **windshieldbug** » Fri Mar 14, 2008 3:40 pm

There are 2 kinds of people:

Those who make lists, and those who don't.

bearphonium · Post by **bearphonium** » Fri Mar 14, 2008 7:14 pm

There are 10 types of people in the world. Those who understand binary and those who don't.

I went to the market today, and there was a case that had fresh cabbage, packaged corn beef, and "Irish Stew vegis" all there for the taking. Guiness was on sale, also in a display. No green beer, but I believe Micky's Big Mouth was nearby.

SplatterTone · Post by **SplatterTone** » Fri Mar 14, 2008 7:56 pm