Do you think the table was under 16?
Posted: Sat Mar 29, 2008 2:56 pm
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Posted: Sat Mar 29, 2008 3:25 pm
There should have been a video!
Posted: Sat Mar 29, 2008 4:53 pm
I guess e-Harmony hasn't marketed themselves in Huron County yet.
Posted: Sat Mar 29, 2008 5:08 pm
Oooh! Ow! Ow! Splinters! Ow!
Posted: Sat Mar 29, 2008 5:24 pm
Perhaps this gives new meaning to having a "woodie"?
Posted: Sat Mar 29, 2008 5:45 pm
In that case, it's a free trip to Tetanus 'R' Us!schlepporello wrote:What if the table was wrought iron?The Jackson wrote:Perhaps this gives new meaning to having a "woodie"?
Either way, the look on the doctor's face will be priceless.
Posted: Sat Mar 29, 2008 7:26 pm
Wow! Maybe there's a new place for the perv's to get hooked up on the 'net called LeafBook! 
(What do you call a picnic table with no ants around it? his!)
(What do you call a picnic table with no ants around it? his!)
Posted: Sun Mar 30, 2008 4:38 am
Posted: Sun Mar 30, 2008 7:49 am
I hope the table at least wore protection.
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Posted: Sun Mar 30, 2008 8:48 am
Huron County, Ohio say 40-year-old Art Price Junior confessed to repeatedly having sex with the table between January and March of this year.
Jan-March ... near the lake ... had to be a wooden table.
or....perhaps he was triple dog dared....
If he got "stuck" it could have been just the one time, but whenever the neighbors looked out the window, they thought it was another tryst.
Jan-March ... near the lake ... had to be a wooden table.
or....perhaps he was triple dog dared....
If he got "stuck" it could have been just the one time, but whenever the neighbors looked out the window, they thought it was another tryst.
Posted: Sun Mar 30, 2008 9:27 am
Evidently, there is.TubaTinker wrote:There should have been a video!
http://www.thenews-messenger.com/apps/p ... /803270302
This story says that the neighbor filled three DVDs with footage of the guy, um, nailing the table. Why did it take four instances for the neighbor to call the cops?
Posted: Sun Mar 30, 2008 10:04 am
This was much better than mine.And here I always thought the hole in the middle of the picnic table was for the umbrella.
I guess somebody gave him a tip that his table needed a good shellacing
Posted: Sun Mar 30, 2008 12:30 pm
The neighbor had to stop laughing first.jacojdm wrote:Why did it take four instances for the neighbor to call the cops?
And you know what they say about picnic tables: size isn't everything!
Posted: Sun Mar 30, 2008 1:09 pm
Posted: Sun Mar 30, 2008 9:26 pm
If he had called any sooner, there wouldn't be a full 3 DVD's worth of video.jacojdm wrote:Evidently, there is.TubaTinker wrote:There should have been a video!
http://www.thenews-messenger.com/apps/p ... /803270302
This story says that the neighbor filled three DVDs with footage of the guy, um, nailing the table. Why did it take four instances for the neighbor to call the cops?
Remember that voyeurism is the last great American armchair sport.