Re: Moron!!!
Posted: Tue Apr 29, 2008 9:54 pm

... ask him if you can use one of his saxes to beat the stand like it "outta be"...SplatterTone wrote:Now that the baton is gone,
When I was in graduate school, one of the conductors was famous for the wild things he did in the name of furthering conducting. Once, while the student workers were cleaning out a storage area, I found a retaining rod from an old filing cabinet. This was a steel rod about 18" long with a knurled brass handle on one end. I took it to rehearsal early the next day and was play conducting with it. He, of course, saw me and asked about it. I told him it was the newest in conducting warm-up exercises. You know how baseball players swing weighted bats...? Well, he just had to have one, so I got "my guy" to make him one. He used it in rehearsal for the next month or so. Imagine playing a delicate choral with the conductor swinging a one pound baton! After a few far away conducting seminars... he never used it again. I do not know if he figured it out or if one of his idols told him what is really was.SplatterTone wrote:Now that the baton is gone, you can start directing with a crowbar. Not only is it more authoritative, but it is good exercise ... really helps build up the arms.
How about getting the shop teacher to turn you a solid steel baton? I think that would be cool!Greg wrote:I plan to do that.windshieldbug wrote:... ask him if you can use one of his saxes to beat the stand like it "outta be"...SplatterTone wrote:Now that the baton is gone,
I think I will take some of the advice given and feed my assistant director that line of bull about the re-bar. I will also go get a foot of re-bar and leave it on my stand. Can you get it with a tear-drop handle?
If you have to ask this question, you obviously don't know if silver or lacquer is better. In fact, I would have to bet that you don't have a "world class" sound, either. I believe you need to spend more time studying what it takes to be a great conductor and musician.Teubonium wrote:No offense, but what is the advantage of a hand-made baton?
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