Limericks? Nah, Haiku!
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- Kevin Hendrick
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Re: Limericks? Nah, Haiku!
I cannot help you.
I wish I could, but I am
Only a cookie.
I wish I could, but I am
Only a cookie.
"Don't take life so serious, son. It ain't nohow permanent." -- Pogo (via Walt Kelly)
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Re: Limericks? Nah, Haiku!
Netflix is too good
But they took off Red Dwarf shows
Series Eight out soon
But they took off Red Dwarf shows
Series Eight out soon
- Mojo workin'
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Re: Limericks? Nah, Haiku!
sip the gold nectar
yes sit at the pub and sip
watch the drunk floozies
order the hot wings
dip them and the celery
in blue cheese dressing
play the jukebox some
enough to make your music
-al prowess felt well
like Bloke, I will not
vote this year either. I will
go to pub instead.
yes sit at the pub and sip
watch the drunk floozies
order the hot wings
dip them and the celery
in blue cheese dressing
play the jukebox some
enough to make your music
-al prowess felt well
like Bloke, I will not
vote this year either. I will
go to pub instead.
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Re: Limericks? Nah, Haiku!
(In a dorm room):
Can't write a haiku
This rap music distracts me
Wait, I wrote one, yay!
Roommate's a bum, dude
Exploded Dr. Pepper
Didn't clean that crap
Can't write a haiku
This rap music distracts me
Wait, I wrote one, yay!
Roommate's a bum, dude
Exploded Dr. Pepper
Didn't clean that crap
- k001k47
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Re: Limericks? Nah, Haiku!
Kids posting on Tube
Net: trolling everywhere now.
JinBao killed this place.
Net: trolling everywhere now.
JinBao killed this place.
- Kevin Hendrick
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Re: Limericks? Nah, Haiku!
Epitaph so soon?
I don't think so -- not just yet;
We shall persevere.
I don't think so -- not just yet;
We shall persevere.
"Don't take life so serious, son. It ain't nohow permanent." -- Pogo (via Walt Kelly)
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Re: Limericks? Nah, Haiku!
TubeNet once was fun
Not so much any longer
Too much like Facebook
Childishness rules now
Good info lost to the noise
Think I'll lurk for now
Not so much any longer
Too much like Facebook
Childishness rules now
Good info lost to the noise
Think I'll lurk for now
- Uncle Buck
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Re: Limericks? Nah, Haiku!
I wrote this one over the weekend while I was harvesting cherries from my backyard trees:
Fat robins live here
feasting on my cherry trees.
Cucumbers grow still.
Fat robins live here
feasting on my cherry trees.
Cucumbers grow still.
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Re: Limericks? Nah, Haiku!
Not having to rhyme
haikus are much easier
to write at bedtime.
haikus are much easier
to write at bedtime.
Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them would they still grow, but only to be troubled and insecure?
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Re: Limericks? Nah, Haiku!
Haiku tribute to snow
Wintertime is here.
I hope it soon stops snowing.
refrigerator
Wintertime is here.
I hope it soon stops snowing.
refrigerator
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Mirafone 187 BBb
1919 Pan American BBb Helicon
1924 Buescher BBb tuba (Dr. Suessaphone)
Black plastic Coolwind BBb tuba
2001 Mazda Miata
2006 Suzuki Burgman 650
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Re: Limericks? Nah, Haiku!
Ken K I knew would
post haiku about snowfall
buried here like Hoth
post haiku about snowfall
buried here like Hoth
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Re: Limericks? Nah, Haiku!
snow is getting old
in Baltimore Maryland
This is not Taiga
cold and snow make you
drink more adult beverages
one good point of snow
in Baltimore Maryland
This is not Taiga
cold and snow make you
drink more adult beverages
one good point of snow
- ken k
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Re: Limericks? Nah, Haiku!
valentine Haiku
Most roses are red.
Why aren't violets purple?
Am tired of snow.
Most roses are red.
Why aren't violets purple?
Am tired of snow.
Yamaha YEB-381
Mirafone 187 BBb
1919 Pan American BBb Helicon
1924 Buescher BBb tuba (Dr. Suessaphone)
Black plastic Coolwind BBb tuba
2001 Mazda Miata
2006 Suzuki Burgman 650
Mirafone 187 BBb
1919 Pan American BBb Helicon
1924 Buescher BBb tuba (Dr. Suessaphone)
Black plastic Coolwind BBb tuba
2001 Mazda Miata
2006 Suzuki Burgman 650
- Kevin Hendrick
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Re: Limericks? Nah, Haiku!
Snowpository
Aggravates my polaroids.
Snow funny, McGee!
Aggravates my polaroids.
Snow funny, McGee!
"Don't take life so serious, son. It ain't nohow permanent." -- Pogo (via Walt Kelly)
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Re: Limericks? Nah, Haiku!
Snow joke
Snot funny
Stop laughing
NOW!
Snot funny
Stop laughing
NOW!
I am fortunate to have a great job that feeds my family well, but music feeds my soul.
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Re: Limericks? Nah, Haiku!
I play the tuba.
How do I play the tuba?
Fingers, buzzing, air.
How do I play the tuba?
Fingers, buzzing, air.
Michael Ebie
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MM Music Theory — Michigan State University
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BM Brass Performance — University of Akron
PhD Music Theory (in progress) — University of Cincinnati CCM
MM Music Theory — Michigan State University
MM Tuba Performance — Michigan State University
BM Brass Performance — University of Akron
- roweenie
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Re: Limericks? Nah, Haiku!
Ravages of time, indeed (39 years ago for me).bloke wrote:Most of us come into this world somewhat trollish, and leave it somewhat trollish...just in a different way.
There's a short period of time when (except for our ridiculous hipster hairstyles, eyewear, and clothes) we look a bit less that way.
This is c. 38 years ago.
Next to the hapless bloke is Dave Duro - now: of Burning River Brass fame:
Duro: durable
bloke is obviously broke.
Que Sera, Sera.
My kids: "hey dad, you looked just like Hyde!"
Dad: "no, Hyde looks just like me"
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Re: Limericks? Nah, Haiku!
A Limericku?
Or be that a Haimerick?
Challange accepted!
Folk of Nantucket
have lost their ancient splendor
must make do with pails.
Or be that a Haimerick?
Challange accepted!
Folk of Nantucket
have lost their ancient splendor
must make do with pails.
Thanks for playing!
Re: Limericks? Nah, Haiku!
Fat Lap Sousaphones
Making delicate noises
Like cherry blossoms
Making delicate noises
Like cherry blossoms
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Re: Limericks? Nah, Haiku!
What should we do now
Covid 19 hiatus
Oil and lubricate
What should we do now
Covid 19 hiatus
Practice ev'ry day
Covid 19 hiatus
Oil and lubricate
What should we do now
Covid 19 hiatus
Practice ev'ry day
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