Limericks? Nah, Haiku!

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Re: Limericks? Nah, Haiku!

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Elephant mellows
Wasting time, lose the root beer
Get out B&S
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A&W
B&S makes the tubas
Initials are cool
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Wade the elephant
definite sense of humor
matches mine...scary
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Re: Limericks? Nah, Haiku!

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bass trombonist's dream
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Drafted for a gig
Rehearsal went fairly well
On to the concert

There once was a tubist named Lou
Whose hobby was writing haiku
He got so into
odd numbers to do
He no longer counted "4" much less "2."
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There once was a guy
named lou, looked for more than haiku
but ran out of words :tuba:
Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them would they still grow, but only to be troubled and insecure?
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Re: Limericks? Nah, Haiku!

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the elephant wrote:
eupher61 wrote:Elephant mellows
Wasting time, lose the root beer
Get out B&S
I ain't got no horns
From that there old company.
I don't care for them.

I have a Holton.
I have a Meinl-Weston.
Yamaha I have.

I have a weird horn:
Meinl-Weston 32
With an old York bell.

I have a bugle -
A contrabass in G.
Made by King it was.

Somewhere locked away
I have a Cousenon Eb.
Don't tell anyone!

But I do not have
Tubas made by B&S.
So sorry I am.

:mrgreen: :tuba:
made by king it was
sound like green yoda you do
so sorry I am

i don't like green eggs
i don't like green eggs and ham
don't like, sam I am
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Tomorrow concert
Lancaster British Brass Band
Lebanon, PA
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ken k wrote:
the elephant wrote:
eupher61 wrote:Elephant mellows
Wasting time, lose the root beer
Get out B&S
I ain't got no horns
From that there old company.
I don't care for them.

I have a Holton.
I have a Meinl-Weston.
Yamaha I have.

I have a weird horn:
Meinl-Weston 32
With an old York bell.

I have a bugle -
A contrabass in G.
Made by King it was.

Somewhere locked away
I have a Cousenon Eb.
Don't tell anyone!

But I do not have
Tubas made by B&S.
So sorry I am.

:mrgreen: :tuba:
made by king it was
sound like green yoda you do
so sorry I am

i don't like green eggs
i don't like green eggs and ham
don't like, sam I am
Quoting people's posts
Mostly when they're really long
Why do folks do this?

I'm reading it again
Even though I can scroll up
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Re: Limericks? Nah, Haiku!

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Amazon music
BVD might try it out
I would buy through there
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Oktoberfest time
But WAIT! It's still September
Tell Crown Prince Ludwig
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There once was a thread of haiku
Which tried hard not to be foo-foo
But try as it might
It still came off light
Ending up being just so much ....

(OK, you all know how I would have liked to rhyme the last line, but it would get me censored)
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hoodoo.
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eupher61 wrote:hoodoo.
to do you knew Lou
few view new moo jew coup rue
boo poo cue pew knew

Woo! Hoo!

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refrigerator
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sometimes?

ken "refrigerator" k
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Refrigerator.

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I love doctor seus
he did not write in haiku
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Palin drunk as skunk
Had it up to here with press
Shoots them cheeky moon
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Palin's cheeky moon
I would not mind seeing that
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