Limericks? Nah, Haiku!
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Re: Limericks? Nah, Haiku!
I once had a dream
Alpha Centauri is close
perhaps I shall see
Alpha Centauri is close
perhaps I shall see
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Re: Limericks? Nah, Haiku!
Bloke is not good at
Haiku on Tubenet forum
leave to pro Mojo
Haiku on Tubenet forum
leave to pro Mojo
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Re: Limericks? Nah, Haiku!
Jay Leno
famous TV chin
this is not a haiku
famous TV chin
this is not a haiku
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Re: Limericks? Nah, Haiku!
I will now write one
focusing on important
things. Frozen yogurt?
focusing on important
things. Frozen yogurt?
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Re: Limericks? Nah, Haiku!
I went a toot toot
toot with my tuba toot toot
then with my butt TOOT
toot with my tuba toot toot
then with my butt TOOT
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Re: Limericks? Nah, Haiku!
Cake and frosting make
For my family's own delight
Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum
For my family's own delight
Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum
I post because you're unable to Google.
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Re: Limericks? Nah, Haiku!
Procrustean bed:
Five, then seven, then five more.
Simple but effec
Five, then seven, then five more.
Simple but effec
"Don't take life so serious, son. It ain't nohow permanent." -- Pogo (via Walt Kelly)
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Re: Limericks? Nah, Haiku!
so hot in my tux
lions prowl the forest floor
for sweaty tubists
lions prowl the forest floor
for sweaty tubists
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Re: Limericks? Nah, Haiku!
One Two Three Four Five
One Two Three Four Five Six Se
ven Two Three Four Five
One Two Three Four Five Six Se
ven Two Three Four Five
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Re: Limericks? Nah, Haiku!
I am a dino
saur listen to me roar rawr
dinosaur I am
saur listen to me roar rawr
dinosaur I am
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Re: Limericks? Nah, Haiku!
haiku poem is
Japanese in origin
JinBao soon clone.
I like piss matches
on Tubenet they are funny
they make Schlep lock threads.
Asian companies
build tubas much like Western
horns for lesser price
Rodney King once said,
"Can't we all just get along?
Ca - ca - ca - can't we?"
these voices in my
head are telling me to buy
JinBao F tuba
Japanese in origin
JinBao soon clone.
I like piss matches
on Tubenet they are funny
they make Schlep lock threads.
Asian companies
build tubas much like Western
horns for lesser price
Rodney King once said,
"Can't we all just get along?
Ca - ca - ca - can't we?"
these voices in my
head are telling me to buy
JinBao F tuba
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Re: Limericks? Nah, Haiku!
Bloke is wise tubist
communist Chinese tubas
will not resell well
I often wonder
why the West does not copy
Red Chinese products
communist Chinese tubas
will not resell well
I often wonder
why the West does not copy
Red Chinese products
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Re: Limericks? Nah, Haiku!
TubeNet is not good
if you want to play music
more betterfuler
The fun is hiding:
incredibly dry humor
and those three beer girls
if you want to play music
more betterfuler
The fun is hiding:
incredibly dry humor
and those three beer girls
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Re: Limericks? Nah, Haiku!
I just had to bump
this thread it's too gall darn fun
Cold cut submarine
Tubenet freak jury
I know that you can compose
haikus that kick a**
Death before disco
I hate that music a lot
bell bottoms are lame
this thread it's too gall darn fun
Cold cut submarine
Tubenet freak jury
I know that you can compose
haikus that kick a**
Death before disco
I hate that music a lot
bell bottoms are lame
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Re: Limericks? Nah, Haiku!
Remember that time
That BoBo played the tuba?
Refrigerator
That BoBo played the tuba?
Refrigerator
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Re: Limericks? Nah, Haiku!
Pomp and Circumstance
or Poop and Circumcision
way too many times
But graduations
are good places to view chicks
in dresses and pumps
or Poop and Circumcision
way too many times
But graduations
are good places to view chicks
in dresses and pumps
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Re: Limericks? Nah, Haiku!
Can't find soaker hose
that doesn't spring leaks real fast.
Replacing too much.
that doesn't spring leaks real fast.
Replacing too much.
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Re: Limericks? Nah, Haiku!
I am a tubist
big burly type that eats much
and drinks good lager
please don't malign me
for getting second plateful
at the smorgasboard
I know one who has
ADHD and does not
have to work to maintain thinness
this one is not a haiku
big burly type that eats much
and drinks good lager
please don't malign me
for getting second plateful
at the smorgasboard
I know one who has
ADHD and does not
have to work to maintain thinness
this one is not a haiku
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Re: Limericks? Nah, Haiku!
one two three four five
six sev-en eight nine ten e-
lev-en twelve thir-teen
six sev-en eight nine ten e-
lev-en twelve thir-teen
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Re: Limericks? Nah, Haiku!
Kinda embarrassedbloke wrote:excessive pressure
try a hose bore reducer
soaker might last then
that I didn't think of that.
I'll give it a try.
I realize there's more
to Haiku than just counting.
I can't do the rest.