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Limericks? Nah, Haiku!
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SplatterTone
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Re: Limericks? Nah, Haiku!
Good signature lines: http://tinyurl.com/a47spm
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The Jackson
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Re: Limericks? Nah, Haiku!
Tampon found on floor
Red Gatorade was spilled
Laughter evermore
Red Gatorade was spilled
Laughter evermore
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windshieldbug
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Re: Limericks? Nah, Haiku!
Admit it, huh? You worthless sack of violas![img]http://forums.chisham.com/download/file.php?avatar=2802_1220892443.jpg[/img] wrote:Sooooo, I killed the thread.
![[img]http://forums.chisham.com/download/file.php?avatar=2802_1220892443.jpg[/img]](http://forums.chisham.com/download/file.php?avatar=2802_1220892443.jpg){kind=link}
Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them would they still grow, but only to be troubled and insecure?
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The Jackson
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Re: Limericks? Nah, Haiku!
Palidromes are fun
All the tuba players know
Use "Lion Oil"
All the tuba players know
Use "Lion Oil"
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SplatterTone
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Re: Limericks? Nah, Haiku!
Lipstick on a pig
With gossamer negligee
Perfume on its butt
With gossamer negligee
Perfume on its butt
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k001k47
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Re: Limericks? Nah, Haiku!
asdfjkl; asdfjkl;
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asdfjkl; asdfjkl;
asdf
jkl;
asdfjkl; asdfjkl;
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iiipopes
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Re: Limericks? Nah, Haiku!
Haiku is nice, but
Please give back our limericks
Which kick harder butt.
There once was a tubist named Earl
Who played his horn, "like a girl,"
But it wasn't his fault
You see he got caught
In the sack with a flautist named Pearl.
Please give back our limericks
Which kick harder butt.
There once was a tubist named Earl
Who played his horn, "like a girl,"
But it wasn't his fault
You see he got caught
In the sack with a flautist named Pearl.
Jupiter JTU1110, RT-82.
"Real" Conn 36K.
"Real" Conn 36K.
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windshieldbug
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Re: Limericks? Nah, Haiku!
Not the way he was taught,[img]http://forums.chisham.com/download/file.php?avatar=2650.jpg[/img] wrote:There once was a tubist named Earl
Who played his horn, "like a girl,"
![[img]http://forums.chisham.com/download/file.php?avatar=2650.jpg[/img]](http://forums.chisham.com/download/file.php?avatar=2650.jpg){kind=link}
you see he got caught.
In his gigbag: a flutist named "Pearl"!
Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them would they still grow, but only to be troubled and insecure?
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tubatooter1940
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Re: Limericks? Nah, Haiku!
Limericks, like other poems and jokes are selected, collected, printed and published.
A reader of this collection will enjoy - maybe a small percentage of them and consider the rest to be crap.
Nothing wrong with that.
Some of the offerings on the limeric thread were often bad but there were the good and fun ones as well. Same with the haiku thread.
I most enjoyed writing with my tubenet buddies. The twists and turns writing one line each is interesting and enlightening and sometimes even good.
This can be done with the haiku form as well.
Anybody up for that?
A reader of this collection will enjoy - maybe a small percentage of them and consider the rest to be crap.
Nothing wrong with that.
Some of the offerings on the limeric thread were often bad but there were the good and fun ones as well. Same with the haiku thread.
I most enjoyed writing with my tubenet buddies. The twists and turns writing one line each is interesting and enlightening and sometimes even good.
This can be done with the haiku form as well.
Anybody up for that?
We pronounce it Guf Coast
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windshieldbug
- Once got the "hand" as a cue
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Re: Limericks? Nah, Haiku!
Limericks must rhyme
haiku lines are only stress counts
what fun is that; fingerboard
haiku lines are only stress counts
what fun is that; fingerboard
Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them would they still grow, but only to be troubled and insecure?
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ken k
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Re: Limericks? Nah, Haiku!
dishwasher and sink
microwave oven in wall
cooktop and rangehood
microwave oven in wall
cooktop and rangehood
Yamaha YEB-381
Mirafone 187 BBb
1919 Pan American BBb Helicon
1924 Buescher BBb tuba (Dr. Suessaphone)
Black plastic Coolwind BBb tuba
2001 Mazda Miata
2006 Suzuki Burgman 650
Mirafone 187 BBb
1919 Pan American BBb Helicon
1924 Buescher BBb tuba (Dr. Suessaphone)
Black plastic Coolwind BBb tuba
2001 Mazda Miata
2006 Suzuki Burgman 650
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ken k
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Re: Limericks? Nah, Haiku!
Besson Yamaha
Meinl Weston York Martin
King Conn Miraphone
Meinl Weston York Martin
King Conn Miraphone
Yamaha YEB-381
Mirafone 187 BBb
1919 Pan American BBb Helicon
1924 Buescher BBb tuba (Dr. Suessaphone)
Black plastic Coolwind BBb tuba
2001 Mazda Miata
2006 Suzuki Burgman 650
Mirafone 187 BBb
1919 Pan American BBb Helicon
1924 Buescher BBb tuba (Dr. Suessaphone)
Black plastic Coolwind BBb tuba
2001 Mazda Miata
2006 Suzuki Burgman 650
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ken k
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Re: Limericks? Nah, Haiku!
Sam Pilafian
John Fletcher Roger Bobo
Patrick Sheridan
John Fletcher Roger Bobo
Patrick Sheridan
Yamaha YEB-381
Mirafone 187 BBb
1919 Pan American BBb Helicon
1924 Buescher BBb tuba (Dr. Suessaphone)
Black plastic Coolwind BBb tuba
2001 Mazda Miata
2006 Suzuki Burgman 650
Mirafone 187 BBb
1919 Pan American BBb Helicon
1924 Buescher BBb tuba (Dr. Suessaphone)
Black plastic Coolwind BBb tuba
2001 Mazda Miata
2006 Suzuki Burgman 650
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ken k
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Re: Limericks? Nah, Haiku!
ken k windshieldbug
Scooby tuba D J Wesp
bloke and elephant
Scooby tuba D J Wesp
bloke and elephant
Yamaha YEB-381
Mirafone 187 BBb
1919 Pan American BBb Helicon
1924 Buescher BBb tuba (Dr. Suessaphone)
Black plastic Coolwind BBb tuba
2001 Mazda Miata
2006 Suzuki Burgman 650
Mirafone 187 BBb
1919 Pan American BBb Helicon
1924 Buescher BBb tuba (Dr. Suessaphone)
Black plastic Coolwind BBb tuba
2001 Mazda Miata
2006 Suzuki Burgman 650
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ken k
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Re: Limericks? Nah, Haiku!
O K I've had fun
Now its time to go to bed
Good night everyone
Now its time to go to bed
Good night everyone
Yamaha YEB-381
Mirafone 187 BBb
1919 Pan American BBb Helicon
1924 Buescher BBb tuba (Dr. Suessaphone)
Black plastic Coolwind BBb tuba
2001 Mazda Miata
2006 Suzuki Burgman 650
Mirafone 187 BBb
1919 Pan American BBb Helicon
1924 Buescher BBb tuba (Dr. Suessaphone)
Black plastic Coolwind BBb tuba
2001 Mazda Miata
2006 Suzuki Burgman 650
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windshieldbug
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Re: Limericks? Nah, Haiku!
Good night and sleep tight
don't let the violas bite
iambic pentameter
don't let the violas bite
iambic pentameter
Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them would they still grow, but only to be troubled and insecure?
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The Jackson
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Re: Limericks? Nah, Haiku!
I greatly enjoy
Grand Pianola Music
It make me happy
Grand Pianola Music
It make me happy
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eupher61
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Re: Limericks? Nah, Haiku!
Happiness is fine
Dent makes low C speak quite well
Mary Ann still doubts
Dent makes low C speak quite well
Mary Ann still doubts
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The Jackson
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Re: Limericks? Nah, Haiku!
I am hungry now
Much too late for those sweet eggs
I will not survive
Much too late for those sweet eggs
I will not survive
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tubatooter1940
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Re: Limericks? Nah, Haiku!
I should lose some weight.
Light beer is not the answer.
Gut de-enhancer?
Light beer is not the answer.
Gut de-enhancer?
We pronounce it Guf Coast