Limericks? Nah, Haiku!
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Limericks? Nah, Haiku!
So, a very cheapo Haiku generator popped this out today. Recollecting how well the limericks went... I thought I'd share my horrible haiku.
orchestras expire
brutish stare fisherwoman
hoping, shrieking clock
orchestras expire
brutish stare fisherwoman
hoping, shrieking clock
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Re: Limericks? Nah, Haiku!
Haha, that's a good one!
Maybe I'll quit this 2ba playing stuff and get to where the really expression is at...
pedals ring in air
ding of mouthpiece on the floor
the hand is given
(':
Maybe I'll quit this 2ba playing stuff and get to where the really expression is at...
pedals ring in air
ding of mouthpiece on the floor
the hand is given
(':
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Re: Limericks? Nah, Haiku!
oh god... w.r.
i just spewed diet mountain dew all over the computer at work...
i just spewed diet mountain dew all over the computer at work...
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Re: Limericks? Nah, Haiku!
I envision a
world where all mankind shares SPAM
and none go without.
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Re: Limericks? Nah, Haiku!
Cat haiku:
I purr
to show my love for you
want to sniff my butt?
I purr
to show my love for you
want to sniff my butt?
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Re: Limericks? Nah, Haiku!
For the dogs:bearphonium wrote:Cat haiku:
I purr
to show my love for you
want to sniff my butt?
If it won't pet me
Or it can not be eaten
It does me no good
bardus est ut bardus probo,
Bill Souder
All mushrooms are edible, some are edible only once.
Bill Souder
All mushrooms are edible, some are edible only once.
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Re: Limericks? Nah, Haiku!
Scooby Tuba wrote:I believe that the consensus was that Haiku are for little girls, viola players, and frail, thin, pasty-faced men. So...
You can call me a little girl....
BUT VIOLA PLAYER?!?!?!?! Them's be fightin' words!
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Re: Limericks? Nah, Haiku!
Haiku to fragile
Takes limericks to really
drive down the point home.
There once was a tubist named Earl
Who played his horn like a girl
But it wasn't his fault
You see he got caught
In the sack with a flautist named Pearl
Takes limericks to really
drive down the point home.
There once was a tubist named Earl
Who played his horn like a girl
But it wasn't his fault
You see he got caught
In the sack with a flautist named Pearl
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Best Man pays sideman
Leader's greediness revealed
Rebellion ensues
The drummer helped
Me count the syllables in this
Haiku
(Oh, we should not have started this!!)
Leader's greediness revealed
Rebellion ensues
The drummer helped
Me count the syllables in this
Haiku
(Oh, we should not have started this!!)
All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
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Re: Limericks? Nah, Haiku!
How do you get the
Bass player off your doorstep?
Pay for the pizza!
Bass player off your doorstep?
Pay for the pizza!
bardus est ut bardus probo,
Bill Souder
All mushrooms are edible, some are edible only once.
Bill Souder
All mushrooms are edible, some are edible only once.
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Re: Limericks? Nah, Haiku!
Difference between
snake and conductor in road -
skid marks before snake
snake and conductor in road -
skid marks before snake
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Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them would they still grow, but only to be troubled and insecure?
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Re: Limericks? Nah, Haiku!
Gustav is coming.
We are so bummed out right now.
We'll get over it.
We are so bummed out right now.
We'll get over it.
We pronounce it Guf Coast
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Re: Limericks? Nah, Haiku!
One a friend scribbled out for me earlier in the summer:
No gas? No mas
Alas, I find my grill cold.
Rare steak, anyone?
No gas? No mas
Alas, I find my grill cold.
Rare steak, anyone?
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Re: Limericks? Nah, Haiku!
There once was a 'netter name Scooby
Who acted a bit of a booby
He shut down our thread
Said it was done--dead
And deprived us of laughs on the tube-y
Who acted a bit of a booby
He shut down our thread
Said it was done--dead
And deprived us of laughs on the tube-y
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Re: Limericks? Nah, Haiku!
Violas make life
unbearable for some,
parody for others
unbearable for some,
parody for others
Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them would they still grow, but only to be troubled and insecure?
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Re: Limericks? Nah, Haiku!
Limericks are missed
Why not start up a new thread
Refrigerator
Why not start up a new thread
Refrigerator
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Re: Limericks? Nah, Haiku!
Side-by-side freezer.
Why discriminate between
some appliances?
Why discriminate between
some appliances?
Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them would they still grow, but only to be troubled and insecure?
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Re: Limericks? Nah, Haiku!
Everybody knows
Kids get tuba instructors
To hit high Bb
Kids get tuba instructors
To hit high Bb
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Re: Limericks? Nah, Haiku!
My eyes are burning
Too much smoke is all around
Another bar gig
Too much smoke is all around
Another bar gig