Limericks? Nah, Haiku!
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Re: Limericks? Nah, Haiku!
Elephant mellows
Wasting time, lose the root beer
Get out B&S
Wasting time, lose the root beer
Get out B&S
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Re: Limericks? Nah, Haiku!
A&W
B&S makes the tubas
Initials are cool
B&S makes the tubas
Initials are cool
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Re: Limericks? Nah, Haiku!
Wade the elephant
definite sense of humor
matches mine...scary
definite sense of humor
matches mine...scary
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Re: Limericks? Nah, Haiku!
Back row bass of choice,
ninteenth century and up
bass trombonist's dream
ninteenth century and up
bass trombonist's dream
Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them would they still grow, but only to be troubled and insecure?
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Re: Limericks? Nah, Haiku!
Drafted for a gig
Rehearsal went fairly well
On to the concert
There once was a tubist named Lou
Whose hobby was writing haiku
He got so into
odd numbers to do
He no longer counted "4" much less "2."
Rehearsal went fairly well
On to the concert
There once was a tubist named Lou
Whose hobby was writing haiku
He got so into
odd numbers to do
He no longer counted "4" much less "2."
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Re: Limericks? Nah, Haiku!
There once was a guy
named lou, looked for more than haiku
but ran out of words
named lou, looked for more than haiku
but ran out of words
Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them would they still grow, but only to be troubled and insecure?
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made by king it wasthe elephant wrote:I ain't got no hornseupher61 wrote:Elephant mellows
Wasting time, lose the root beer
Get out B&S
From that there old company.
I don't care for them.
I have a Holton.
I have a Meinl-Weston.
Yamaha I have.
I have a weird horn:
Meinl-Weston 32
With an old York bell.
I have a bugle -
A contrabass in G.
Made by King it was.
Somewhere locked away
I have a Cousenon Eb.
Don't tell anyone!
But I do not have
Tubas made by B&S.
So sorry I am.
sound like green yoda you do
so sorry I am
i don't like green eggs
i don't like green eggs and ham
don't like, sam I am
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Tomorrow concert
Lancaster British Brass Band
Lebanon, PA
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Lebanon, PA
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Quoting people's postsken k wrote:made by king it wasthe elephant wrote:I ain't got no hornseupher61 wrote:Elephant mellows
Wasting time, lose the root beer
Get out B&S
From that there old company.
I don't care for them.
I have a Holton.
I have a Meinl-Weston.
Yamaha I have.
I have a weird horn:
Meinl-Weston 32
With an old York bell.
I have a bugle -
A contrabass in G.
Made by King it was.
Somewhere locked away
I have a Cousenon Eb.
Don't tell anyone!
But I do not have
Tubas made by B&S.
So sorry I am.
sound like green yoda you do
so sorry I am
i don't like green eggs
i don't like green eggs and ham
don't like, sam I am
Mostly when they're really long
Why do folks do this?
I'm reading it again
Even though I can scroll up
Refrigerator
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Amazon music
BVD might try it out
I would buy through there
BVD might try it out
I would buy through there
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Oktoberfest time
But WAIT! It's still September
Tell Crown Prince Ludwig
But WAIT! It's still September
Tell Crown Prince Ludwig
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There once was a thread of haiku
Which tried hard not to be foo-foo
But try as it might
It still came off light
Ending up being just so much ....
(OK, you all know how I would have liked to rhyme the last line, but it would get me censored)
Which tried hard not to be foo-foo
But try as it might
It still came off light
Ending up being just so much ....
(OK, you all know how I would have liked to rhyme the last line, but it would get me censored)
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hoodoo.
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to do you knew Loueupher61 wrote:hoodoo.
few view new moo jew coup rue
boo poo cue pew knew
Woo! Hoo!
k
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sometimes?
ken "refrigerator" k
ken "refrigerator" k
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Refrigerator.
Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them would they still grow, but only to be troubled and insecure?
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I love doctor seus
he did not write in haiku
Will-i-am Perry
he did not write in haiku
Will-i-am Perry
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Palin drunk as skunk
Had it up to here with press
Shoots them cheeky moon
Had it up to here with press
Shoots them cheeky moon
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Palin's cheeky moon
I would not mind seeing that
Palin's cheeky moon
I would not mind seeing that
Palin's cheeky moon
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1924 Buescher BBb tuba (Dr. Suessaphone)
Black plastic Coolwind BBb tuba
2001 Mazda Miata
2006 Suzuki Burgman 650