Limericks? Nah, Haiku!

Be kind. No government, state, or local politics allowed. Admin has final decision for any/all removed posts.
Forum rules
Be kind. No government, state, or local politics allowed. Admin has final decision for any/all removed posts.
Post Reply
User avatar
Mojo workin'
4 valves
4 valves
Posts: 782
Joined: Thu Nov 16, 2006 1:44 pm
Location: made of teflon, behind the bull's eye

Re: Limericks? Nah, Haiku!

Post by Mojo workin' »

I once had a dream
Alpha Centauri is close
perhaps I shall see
User avatar
Mojo workin'
4 valves
4 valves
Posts: 782
Joined: Thu Nov 16, 2006 1:44 pm
Location: made of teflon, behind the bull's eye

Re: Limericks? Nah, Haiku!

Post by Mojo workin' »

Bloke is not good at
Haiku on Tubenet forum
leave to pro Mojo
arpthark
4 valves
4 valves
Posts: 906
Joined: Thu Feb 28, 2008 4:14 pm

Re: Limericks? Nah, Haiku!

Post by arpthark »

Jay Leno
famous TV chin
this is not a haiku
Musica CC
MW 46 F
arpthark
4 valves
4 valves
Posts: 906
Joined: Thu Feb 28, 2008 4:14 pm

Re: Limericks? Nah, Haiku!

Post by arpthark »

I will now write one
focusing on important
things. Frozen yogurt?
Musica CC
MW 46 F
User avatar
k001k47
5 valves
5 valves
Posts: 1469
Joined: Sun Aug 12, 2007 2:54 am
Location: Tejas

Re: Limericks? Nah, Haiku!

Post by k001k47 »

I went a toot toot
toot with my tuba toot toot
then with my butt TOOT
Thomas Maurice Booth
3 valves
3 valves
Posts: 433
Joined: Mon Nov 22, 2004 6:03 pm

Re: Limericks? Nah, Haiku!

Post by Thomas Maurice Booth »

Cake and frosting make
For my family's own delight
Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum
I post because you're unable to Google.
User avatar
Kevin Hendrick
6 valves
6 valves
Posts: 3156
Joined: Sat Sep 25, 2004 10:51 pm
Location: Location: Location

Re: Limericks? Nah, Haiku!

Post by Kevin Hendrick »

Procrustean bed:
Five, then seven, then five more.
Simple but effec

:wink:
"Don't take life so serious, son. It ain't nohow permanent." -- Pogo (via Walt Kelly)
arpthark
4 valves
4 valves
Posts: 906
Joined: Thu Feb 28, 2008 4:14 pm

Re: Limericks? Nah, Haiku!

Post by arpthark »

so hot in my tux
lions prowl the forest floor
for sweaty tubists
Musica CC
MW 46 F
User avatar
k001k47
5 valves
5 valves
Posts: 1469
Joined: Sun Aug 12, 2007 2:54 am
Location: Tejas

Re: Limericks? Nah, Haiku!

Post by k001k47 »

One Two Three Four Five
One Two Three Four Five Six Se
ven Two Three Four Five
User avatar
k001k47
5 valves
5 valves
Posts: 1469
Joined: Sun Aug 12, 2007 2:54 am
Location: Tejas

Re: Limericks? Nah, Haiku!

Post by k001k47 »

I am a dino
saur listen to me roar rawr
dinosaur I am
User avatar
Mojo workin'
4 valves
4 valves
Posts: 782
Joined: Thu Nov 16, 2006 1:44 pm
Location: made of teflon, behind the bull's eye

Re: Limericks? Nah, Haiku!

Post by Mojo workin' »

haiku poem is
Japanese in origin
JinBao soon clone.

I like piss matches
on Tubenet they are funny
they make Schlep lock threads.

Asian companies
build tubas much like Western
horns for lesser price

Rodney King once said,
"Can't we all just get along?
Ca - ca - ca - can't we?"

these voices in my
head are telling me to buy
JinBao F tuba
User avatar
Mojo workin'
4 valves
4 valves
Posts: 782
Joined: Thu Nov 16, 2006 1:44 pm
Location: made of teflon, behind the bull's eye

Re: Limericks? Nah, Haiku!

Post by Mojo workin' »

Bloke is wise tubist
communist Chinese tubas
will not resell well

I often wonder
why the West does not copy
Red Chinese products
User avatar
k001k47
5 valves
5 valves
Posts: 1469
Joined: Sun Aug 12, 2007 2:54 am
Location: Tejas

Re: Limericks? Nah, Haiku!

Post by k001k47 »

TubeNet is not good
if you want to play music
more betterfuler

The fun is hiding:
incredibly dry humor
and those three beer girls
User avatar
Mojo workin'
4 valves
4 valves
Posts: 782
Joined: Thu Nov 16, 2006 1:44 pm
Location: made of teflon, behind the bull's eye

Re: Limericks? Nah, Haiku!

Post by Mojo workin' »

I just had to bump
this thread it's too gall darn fun
Cold cut submarine

Tubenet freak jury
I know that you can compose
haikus that kick a**

Death before disco
I hate that music a lot
bell bottoms are lame
User avatar
k001k47
5 valves
5 valves
Posts: 1469
Joined: Sun Aug 12, 2007 2:54 am
Location: Tejas

Re: Limericks? Nah, Haiku!

Post by k001k47 »

Remember that time
That BoBo played the tuba?
Refrigerator
User avatar
Mojo workin'
4 valves
4 valves
Posts: 782
Joined: Thu Nov 16, 2006 1:44 pm
Location: made of teflon, behind the bull's eye

Re: Limericks? Nah, Haiku!

Post by Mojo workin' »

Pomp and Circumstance
or Poop and Circumcision
way too many times

But graduations
are good places to view chicks
in dresses and pumps
User avatar
Uncle Buck
5 valves
5 valves
Posts: 1240
Joined: Fri Aug 27, 2004 3:45 pm
Location: Salt Lake City, Utah
Contact:

Re: Limericks? Nah, Haiku!

Post by Uncle Buck »

Can't find soaker hose
that doesn't spring leaks real fast.
Replacing too much.
User avatar
Mojo workin'
4 valves
4 valves
Posts: 782
Joined: Thu Nov 16, 2006 1:44 pm
Location: made of teflon, behind the bull's eye

Re: Limericks? Nah, Haiku!

Post by Mojo workin' »

I am a tubist
big burly type that eats much
and drinks good lager

please don't malign me
for getting second plateful
at the smorgasboard

I know one who has
ADHD and does not
have to work to maintain thinness
this one is not a haiku
Last edited by Mojo workin' on Thu May 17, 2012 12:22 am, edited 2 times in total.
User avatar
Tom Mason
pro musician
pro musician
Posts: 394
Joined: Fri Mar 19, 2004 8:43 am
Location: Middle of nowhere, close to nothing

Re: Limericks? Nah, Haiku!

Post by Tom Mason »

one two three four five
six sev-en eight nine ten e-
lev-en twelve thir-teen
User avatar
Uncle Buck
5 valves
5 valves
Posts: 1240
Joined: Fri Aug 27, 2004 3:45 pm
Location: Salt Lake City, Utah
Contact:

Re: Limericks? Nah, Haiku!

Post by Uncle Buck »

bloke wrote:excessive pressure
try a hose bore reducer
soaker might last then
Kinda embarrassed
that I didn't think of that.
I'll give it a try.


I realize there's more
to Haiku than just counting.
I can't do the rest.
Post Reply