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Re: Limericks? Nah, Haiku!
Posted: Tue May 15, 2012 3:06 pm
by Kevin Hendrick
I cannot help you.
I wish I could, but I am
Only a cookie.
Re: Limericks? Nah, Haiku!
Posted: Sun May 20, 2012 11:51 pm
by eupher61
Netflix is too good
But they took off Red Dwarf shows
Series Eight out soon
Re: Limericks? Nah, Haiku!
Posted: Tue May 22, 2012 11:55 pm
by Mojo workin'
sip the gold nectar
yes sit at the pub and sip
watch the drunk floozies
order the hot wings
dip them and the celery
in blue cheese dressing
play the jukebox some
enough to make your music
-al prowess felt well
like Bloke, I will not
vote this year either. I will
go to pub instead.
Re: Limericks? Nah, Haiku!
Posted: Sat Jun 02, 2012 10:39 pm
by Phoxtubist
(In a dorm room):
Can't write a haiku
This rap music distracts me
Wait, I wrote one, yay!
Roommate's a bum, dude
Exploded Dr. Pepper
Didn't clean that crap
Re: Limericks? Nah, Haiku!
Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2012 11:26 am
by k001k47
Kids posting on Tube
Net: trolling everywhere now.
JinBao killed this place.
Re: Limericks? Nah, Haiku!
Posted: Wed Sep 12, 2012 10:14 pm
by Kevin Hendrick
Epitaph so soon?
I don't think so -- not just yet;
We shall persevere.
Re: Limericks? Nah, Haiku!
Posted: Sun Apr 14, 2013 8:26 pm
by Tubaryan12
TubeNet once was fun
Not so much any longer
Too much like Facebook
Childishness rules now
Good info lost to the noise
Think I'll lurk for now
Re: Limericks? Nah, Haiku!
Posted: Mon Jul 08, 2013 12:25 pm
by Uncle Buck
I wrote this one over the weekend while I was harvesting cherries from my backyard trees:
Fat robins live here
feasting on my cherry trees.
Cucumbers grow still.
Re: Limericks? Nah, Haiku!
Posted: Tue Jul 09, 2013 10:06 am
by windshieldbug
Not having to rhyme
haikus are much easier
to write at bedtime.
Re: Limericks? Nah, Haiku!
Posted: Sat Feb 15, 2014 5:22 pm
by ken k
Haiku tribute to snow
Wintertime is here.
I hope it soon stops snowing.
refrigerator
Re: Limericks? Nah, Haiku!
Posted: Sat Feb 15, 2014 6:04 pm
by greatk82
Ken K I knew would
post haiku about snowfall
buried here like Hoth
Re: Limericks? Nah, Haiku!
Posted: Sat Feb 15, 2014 9:52 pm
by Mojo workin'
snow is getting old
in Baltimore Maryland
This is not Taiga
cold and snow make you
drink more adult beverages
one good point of snow
Re: Limericks? Nah, Haiku!
Posted: Sun Feb 16, 2014 12:22 pm
by ken k
valentine Haiku
Most roses are red.
Why aren't violets purple?
Am tired of snow.
Re: Limericks? Nah, Haiku!
Posted: Mon Feb 17, 2014 9:48 am
by Kevin Hendrick
Snowpository
Aggravates my polaroids.
Snow funny, McGee!
Re: Limericks? Nah, Haiku!
Posted: Mon Feb 17, 2014 3:09 pm
by tbn.al
Snow joke
Snot funny
Stop laughing
NOW!
Re: Limericks? Nah, Haiku!
Posted: Fri Oct 31, 2014 8:36 am
by michael_glenn
I play the tuba.
How do I play the tuba?
Fingers, buzzing, air.
Re: Limericks? Nah, Haiku!
Posted: Sat May 30, 2020 9:26 am
by roweenie
bloke wrote:Most of us come into this world somewhat trollish, and leave it somewhat trollish...just in a different way.
There's a short period of time when (except for our ridiculous hipster hairstyles, eyewear, and clothes) we look a bit less that way.
This is c. 38 years ago.
ravages of time.png
Next to the hapless bloke is Dave Duro - now: of Burning River Brass fame:
Duro: durable
bloke is obviously broke.
Que Sera, Sera.
Ravages of time, indeed (39 years ago for me).
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My kids: "hey dad, you looked just like Hyde!"
Dad: "no, Hyde looks just like me"
Re: Limericks? Nah, Haiku!
Posted: Sat May 30, 2020 3:24 pm
by humBell
A Limericku?
Or be that a Haimerick?
Challange accepted!
Folk of Nantucket
have lost their ancient splendor
must make do with pails.
Re: Limericks? Nah, Haiku!
Posted: Sat May 30, 2020 10:18 pm
by MN_TimTuba
Fat Lap Sousaphones
Making delicate noises
Like cherry blossoms
Re: Limericks? Nah, Haiku!
Posted: Sun May 31, 2020 6:36 pm
by iiipopes
What should we do now
Covid 19 hiatus
Oil and lubricate
What should we do now
Covid 19 hiatus
Practice ev'ry day