TubeNet

I once had a dream
Alpha Centauri is close
perhaps I shall see

Bloke is not good at
Haiku on Tubenet forum
leave to pro Mojo

Jay Leno
famous TV chin
this is not a haiku

I will now write one
focusing on important
things. Frozen yogurt?

I went a toot toot
toot with my tuba toot toot
then with my butt TOOT

Cake and frosting make
For my family's own delight
Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum

Procrustean bed:
Five, then seven, then five more.
Simple but effec

so hot in my tux
lions prowl the forest floor
for sweaty tubists

One Two Three Four Five
One Two Three Four Five Six Se
ven Two Three Four Five

I am a dino
saur listen to me roar rawr
dinosaur I am

haiku poem is
Japanese in origin
JinBao soon clone.

I like piss matches
on Tubenet they are funny
they make Schlep lock threads.

Asian companies
build tubas much like Western
horns for lesser price

Rodney King once said,
"Can't we all just get along?
Ca - ca - ca - can't we?"

these voices in my
head are telling me to buy
JinBao F tuba

Bloke is wise tubist
communist Chinese tubas
will not resell well

I often wonder
why the West does not copy
Red Chinese products

TubeNet is not good
if you want to play music
more betterfuler

The fun is hiding:
incredibly dry humor
and those three beer girls

I just had to bump
this thread it's too gall darn fun
Cold cut submarine

Tubenet freak jury
I know that you can compose
haikus that kick a**

Death before disco
I hate that music a lot
bell bottoms are lame

Remember that time
That BoBo played the tuba?
Refrigerator

Pomp and Circumstance
or Poop and Circumcision
way too many times

But graduations
are good places to view chicks
in dresses and pumps

Can't find soaker hose
that doesn't spring leaks real fast.
Replacing too much.

I am a tubist
big burly type that eats much
and drinks good lager

please don't malign me
for getting second plateful
at the smorgasboard

I know one who has
ADHD and does not
have to work to maintain thinness
this one is not a haiku

one two three four five
six sev-en eight nine ten e-
lev-en twelve thir-teen

bloke wrote:excessive pressure
try a hose bore reducer
soaker might last then

Kinda embarrassed
that I didn't think of that.
I'll give it a try.


I realize there's more
to Haiku than just counting.
I can't do the rest.